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The rumors are true. I had a root canal on Wednesday May21.
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 17:08:00 GMT |
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I don't think you're a nerd if you like the show "Star Trek." I think you're a nerd if you dress-up and talk like the characters from the show "Star Trek."
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 18:55:00 GMT |
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Chest hair isn't attractive on anybody except Barbara Streisand.
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 19:50:00 GMT |
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If I sue myself, would I be the plaintiff or the defendant?
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:37:00 GMT |
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Can ant-eaters eat crickets?
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:31:00 GMT |
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If farting is such a natural act (and I believe that it is), then shouldn't we laugh at people when they don't fart?
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:37:00 GMT |
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Can insects be born with brain defects?
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:41:00 GMT |
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Steven Segal has been claiming that the F.B.I. ruined his career, and I believe him. If the feds hadn't have gotten involved "Belly of the Beast" would've been box office gold.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 18:32:00 GMT |
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I would like to see science genetically engineer a gila monster with a grilled cheese sandwich.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:14:00 GMT |
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Just because I believe that I'm a nerd doesn't mean that I know the square root of 1286352945072514585986023623487363nbdg736bdg6236bffnf635dzsz lh863. Which, by the way, isn't two turtle doves and a pa...
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