Chris Briggs - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"About me" curtiousy of Em, Jessie Tuckie, and Amy:
My name is Chris Briggs, and you have probably heard of me, because I am a legend. If you are confused of who I am, then I also have gone by Ernie...and the likes. I hail from the country, where the totalitarian meese run their tater tot factories and pick on the horses that are like the Sunnis. Therefore, the meese are like the Shiites. The llamas are Kurds. And the cows are Jews. But don't worry, I'm not racist. Especially not against cows, they can be black and white and coexist peacefully. Oh and the brown cows are the underground railroad for the "Chocolate Milk For All Movement". My best friend is Eric Engelbart, who is not only my side kick, but my main man, my biggest fan, and my right hand. Most of my hobbies include running through cornfields, swordfighting with ears of corn, and beating people ruthlessly at card and board games. I'm not mean, I can just be a little cocky at times. But I have a right. Because after all, I AM CHRIS BRIGGS! The end.
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My Interests

cornfields, meese, cows, winning, llamas, horses, post-it notes, stickers, history, politics, bubblewrap, eric engelbart, silly putty

I'd like to meet:

Everyone! Everywhere!

adopt your own virtual pet! ..!

Music:

pretty much anything

Movies:

Comedies and others

Television:

Psych, Scrubs, family guy, the Daily Show

Books:

How to make a Chris Briggs
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part arrogance
3 parts leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test

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My Blog

New Years Resolutions...and the facts that inspired them.

Be careful on New Years Eve: You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider! Get the most out of life: The great warrior Ghengis Khan died in bed while having se...
Posted by Chris Briggs on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:32:00 PST

Apply here.

The possition of Chris Briggs' girlfriend has been open for a while. And while I am in no real hurry to fill the possition, I thought it appropriate to put an application out there. That way if ...
Posted by Chris Briggs on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:57:00 PST