video games galore, MY INCREASING HATRED FOR MY FELLOW HUMANKIND, watching tv, messing around, cracking jokes, being bored, sticking my middle finger up
CHER!!! Duncan Testes, Cybill Shepherd(for bukkake purposes), Jaws, The monkey from Dunston Checks In, Lambchop, Daniel Webster, Pavarotti(for belly kissing purposes), Porpoise Anthony, Somebody named "Wendell", Corky, Becca, Uncle Jesse, Leader 1, The Dungeonmaster, Dr. Phil (see note for Cybil Shepherd), P.W. Herman, Smegma's lead singer, Lucky Pencilman, La Simple Abraham, Dracula, chubby guys with an "extreme" edge who are mildly to heavily tattooed and are all around barrels of funky chun! oops chunky fun!! "my bad!" me-ow boys!!
When my cuddly Uncle Jiminy belts out his famous pancake aria every Hanksgiving
Tissue Pot Pie and the Forty Winks, Handy Asteroids, Va Fanculo Abe Lincoln!, For Heaven' Sake Sweetheart, Douche With Vinegar and Bleach!
Mr. Pussytato Head, Handle My Junk Less Gently Please and the rest of the TGIF lineup. Oh yeah and the Dicksuckery Channel
Funch!:The Quest for the Funnest Lunch!,Testicle Theater 90210, Freddy and the Penguin, The Fantastical Abortion, Butter and Handkerchiefs by Belly Frankincense, It's an Energizer Battery not a Duracell You Cunt!, Flunky O' Finicky and the Dastardly Bastard, Jewish Father, Catholic Me ( a compelling romp, fyi!)
Kid: Hey Fred...gimme a pizza wit' extra cheese! Jimmy: Extra Cheese! Kid: and hold the tomatuh sauce! Jimmy: Hold the tomatuh sauce? Kid: and hold the crust! Guy: hold the crust?...hey Jimmy gimme a cheese wit nothin! Jimmy: nothin???