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eric

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About Me

Hi, I'm Eric. I'm a great guy, funny, intelligent, not that ugly of a chode. I've got a bit of a judgemental streak. If, or when, you do something stupid, I'm probably going to point it out. Possibly belittle you in a humorous manner. If you can't handle this, that's fine, you don't have to talk to me. If you can't do the same for me, that's fine, you don't have to talk to me. If you feel you can overcome this and many other potential issues by having a sense of humor and laughing at yourself, me and everything else, please, by all means, drop me a line.Also, I enjoy frequent comma use.

My Interests

sports, music, t.v., movies, books, computers, video games, anime

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Greg Giraldo, My wife

Music:

rock, rap, country, classical, techno, r&b, alternative, punk, emo, grunge, pop, bluegrass, celtic...anything else you can think of

Movies:

royal tenenbaums, pitch black, life aquatic, chronicles of riddick, walking tall, boiler room, mcclintock, quiet man, man apart, knockaround guys, out cold, the boondock saints, dumb and dumber, the usual suspects, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, shanghai knights/noon, lord of the rings, dogma, get shorty, be cool, the transporter, terminator(s), seven, ocean's eleven, hero, tombstone, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, bourne identity/supremacy, the incredibles, the matrix, grandma's boy, blazing saddles, robin hood: men in tights, space balls, thank you for smoking, the departed, seriously, I own over 400 movies, I'm not listing them all.

Television:

the simpsons, the daily show, the colbert report, south park, chapelles show, tough crowd, futurama, family guy, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, law & order (all of em), dukes of hazzard, knight rider, macgyver, transformers, thundercats, cheers, andy griffith show, distraction, conan, seinfeld

Books:

authors- john grisham, dean koontz, stephen king, richard marcinko, tom clancy, david eddings, j.r.r. tolkien, fred saberhagen

Heroes:

John Lynch, Vin Diesel, Nick Lachey

My Blog

Random Anger

This might come off as totally emo, but I can't sleep right now so here we go with some things that piss me off:   1.  People who buy $12 worth of groceries on their foodstamp card, then pay...
Posted by eric on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:23:00 PST

life, and stuff

so, it's occured to me...i'm not homosexual at all. so, this means that part of my biological makeup is driving me to be with a member of the female species. so, basically, i am actively searching t...
Posted by eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST