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Tiny Unicorn

About Me

I'm a Unicorn. I have good days and I have bad days. My good days are good because I work hard, some say much too effortlessly and maybe i should just "let it go alright" at finding the funny in the bad and my bad days are bad because my memory while failing miserably in many other areas never forgets anything horrible. Ever. One more thing: Friends come first.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An elephant poacher lost in thought looking the other way. The owners of Wal-Mart on their death bed, nurse is off duty/sleeping. A religous zealot on the edge of an extremely high and craggy cliff praying with eyes closed. Mike Vick in a bathtub full full full of water, me standing next to the tub, hairdryer turned on. The person who put an animal out onto a freeway ever to ask them whatkindofnutjobdoesittakemotherfucker.

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