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About Me

Every five seconds I think of Patrick Swayze. If I was a women, I would go by "Babs" I have black friends. I have covered my balls with fishfood and stuck them in the tank, it tickled. I'm too shy, shy, hush, hush, I you eye. I only have two people tied up in my basement, and they no speaky the english. I fucking hate Texas.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The entire cast of Small Wonder. The guy who bagged my parents groceries when I was 8 who had one shoe on that had a tred that was 6 inches thick. "Holla Back Girls." Smelly fat german chics. Anyone who has watched every episode of Golden Girls. Tony Danza. People who say, "I'd like to pick your brain" and are heavily into Yatzee.

My Blog

The future of judpub

I have been looking for some writers who share my sense of humor, my hatred of all authority, and my love of showing so much disrespect for social norms. I need some friendly competition. Who will b...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:43:00 GMT

Sports: Professional Wrestling the WWE

I have been plugging away at this issue, and I would love to give away some of the articles... much, more I would love to have some writers besides myself... I have decided to post a few throw away ar...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:40:00 GMT

Issue Zero

I am a unique magazine that will make you laugh your ass off. Issue Zero is a collectors item and will not have any advertisements. The magazine will start off bi-monthly (every two months) and even...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 19:10:00 GMT