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Jabba the Hut

Heaven just isn't hot enough.

About Me

!Word! Names Michael. I dig sports, Love music, not so much drama, and babies !Word!

My Interests

Sports, mainly football.

I'd like to meet:

Lyrics!!!whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcision live like your data and when you're all "set" put it all together and whatever you get.is new math...whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real, and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box, how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion live like your data, and when youre all "set" put it all together and whatever you get...is new math.and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree... full of asian porn. C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data...blah blahword problemsif theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie) and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor, and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rapecause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop, and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed. and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....and new math

Music:

I like everything...
My Chemical Romance's Myspace Page

Movies:

Comedy ..

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Television:

CSI and Law & Order

Books:

SOPHIES WORLD (NOVEL ON PHILOSOPHY)

Heroes:

BEAST BOY, DANILLE, AND ALL THE REST OF MY FRIENDS
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My Blog

Read this and think... Almost makes me cry every time... Great song

My child arrived just the other day,He came to the world in the usual way.But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.He learned to walk while I was away. And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and ...
Posted by Jabba the Hut on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST

DO THIS AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

01. Who are you?02. Are we friends?03. When and how did we meet?04. How have I affected you?05. What do you think of me?06. What's the fondest memory you have of me?07. How long do you think we will b...
Posted by Jabba the Hut on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

Hey what would you do?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? 1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU:2. I KISSED YOU:3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR TO YOU:4. I STARTED SMOKING:5. I SAID I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU:6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED: 7. I WAS DRUNK:8. I LIC...
Posted by Jabba the Hut on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST

i stole this from my sis so it might be a lil gurly

do you love me!? 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you talk to me a lot? 5. Am i fun to talk to? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me...
Posted by Jabba the Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ljk

bnike
Posted by Jabba the Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bullshit

ok today @ skewl it was the most bull shit ever i dont know it was just that fact that people just like to treat me like shit these days but i just dont know what the fuck i did o well i guess its jus...
Posted by Jabba the Hut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST