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On the importance of good graphic design:
Pol Pot's place in the evil pantheon of abhorrent, maniacal, genocidal dictators is completely - and I say unfairly, based on sheer murderous insanity - overshadowed by the far more notorious and widely-known Josef Stalin and Adolf Hitler. I like to theorize it is because Stalin and Hitler had better graphic designers.

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Louis CK: Dude nails it every time.

My Blog

George Lucas is a dirty rapist.

I have been saying for years now that George Lucas raped my childhood with the abominations that are Star Wars: Episodes I-III. Now South Park has made a whole episode about putting Lucas and Steven S...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:01:00 GMT

Self-Inflicted Head Wound

Do you resent your parents?No way! They're good people.Have you ever told someone you loved them even though you didn't?Once, I think. That was weird. One of those awkward moments in 9th grade when my...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:44:00 GMT

"American Idiot" meets Slipknot via clever editing, to hilarious comedic effect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txalsgU_5sk This cracked me up.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:37:00 GMT

According to Urban Dictionary...

So, I got this survey bulletin, and the instructions were thus:Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...[I ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:58:00 GMT

Word Association

You can't think and go back and change your answersBeer:FavoriteMcDonald's:Unhealthy, DeliciousRelationships:PeoplePurple:GrimaceCell Phone:NecessarySteroids:Shriveled ballsCartoons:DethklokThe Presid...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 21:42:00 GMT

The Proust Questionnaire

Your favourite virtue.Reliability.Your favourite qualities in a man.Smarts, wit, humor, humility, trust, reliability.Your favourite qualities in a woman.Smarts, wit, humor, humility, trust, reliabilit...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:58:00 GMT

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

Remember like 10 years ago when there was that game where you could link any actor to Kevin Bacon through a chain of co-stars in 6 steps or less? Well I was just thinking about it, and decided to link...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:37:00 GMT

William Elliott Whitmore

About a year-and-a-half ago, I went to see Clutch on New Year’s Eve in Baltimore. The other bands on the bill were The Sword, Wooly Mammoth, and William Elliott Whitmore. I was stoked to see The...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Q&A

Who were your last 3 texts from?Fuckin' cares?Where's your default taken?Kiddie pool, Pope's back deck.Whats your middle name?Danger.What is your current mood?Not bad at all.What's your mom's name?Mom...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:28:00 GMT

No Wax Floor: The Music Of 2007

This is by no means any kind of exhaustive list, like I heard everything that came out in '07 and was able to make an informed decision. Nah. I did hear like 100 CDs, though, between stuff I bought a...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:09:00 GMT