Troglodyte

Greetings! Here's the 411 on Troglodyte. My name is Kirkpatrick Joorknob, but I go by a alias I earned from a respected warrior, Troglodyte! I started my journey in the small town of Yakima where all I could do was fix apliances, destroy the compition in video games and get better looking. I feel as though I have been incredibly blessed in the looks column of life and I have the chicks to help prove it. Now-a-days the male modeling agencies thrive for a unique look, the look I obtain. Once I was 4 years old I realized that it was as though my face and body had been hand crafted by a Greek God with hands of diamond who had the essence of a tiger lilly and been spritzed with Juniper Breeze. I knew it was time I created a modeling club. My club consists of myself, my uncle, Hubert and my sister's fiance, Dagger (you can gaze at some free photographs of them in my library). We already have a pending contract for a layout with Readers Digest Magazine. I sent them an email with photos attatched and three months later, they replied. I am proud to say that I am a part of the finest group of male models to ever grace the earth. We will take the world by storm, just like the rubic's cube and the L.A. gear shoe that lights up when you walk. I work full time for the FBI, Female Body Inspecter! Don't be intimidated ladies us models don't bite........... hard!..