RULES: (1) I DO NOT COLLECT FRIENDS OUT OF A NEED TO BE POPULAR. MY FRIENDS LIST CONSISTS OF PEOPLE THAT I KNOW PERSONALLY AND HAVE ADDED MYSELF, OR PEOPLE WHO ADD ME OUT OF A LOVE OF BATMAN OR MY COSTUME. I LOVE TO TALK ABOUT BATMAN, COSTUMING, AND COMICS, SO FEEL FREE TO ADD AND MESSAGE ME.(2) HOWEVER, PEOPLE THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE ANY INTEREST IN BATMAN, COMICS, OR GEEK-DOM IN GENERAL WILL NOT BE ADDED. IT IS OFTEN CLEAR THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE INDEED IN IT FOR THE NUMBERS ON THEIR FRIENDS LIST.(3) I WILL NOT PROMOTE YOUR PRODUCT OR BAND, EVEN HERE. HOWEVER, ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME OR HAS MET ME AT CONVENTIONS KNOWS THAT I OFTEN DO ANYTHING TO SUPPORT CHARITIES, BENEFITS, AND FUNDRAISERS, AS WELL AS COMIC ARTISTS AND TALENT. LET ME KNOW IF I CAN HELP YOU.(4) THIS PAGE IS ALL ABOUT BATMAN, THUS I KEEP IT FAMILY-FRIENDLY. INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT, LANGUAGE AND PICTURES WILL BE DELETED. ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BATMAN IS HIS ABILITY TO INSPIRE FEAR AND RESPECT WITHOUT THE NEED TO USE FOWL LANGUAGE OR SENSELESS BRUTALITY.(5) IF YOUR PROFILE OR PICTURES ARE SET TO PRIVATE, YOU WILL NOT BE ADDED. THIS ALSO APPLIES FOR "PEOPLE" WHO ARE CLEARLY SPAM-BOTS.(6) I HAVE NO NEED FOR FREE CREDIT CARDS, SURVEYS THAT WILL MAKE ME WEALTHY, OR MEDICATION USED FOR SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT. OFTEN TIMES, THIS IS AN INDICATION THAT THE PERSON HAS BEEN HACKED. BEING THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE, I WILL INFORM THEM OF THE INTRUSION. IF THE PROBLEMS CONTINUE, YOU WILL BE DELETED.
It rose into space, it's wings spread wide. Then fell, it's wings now a fluttering cape wrapped tight about the body of a man.
Nothing for pleasure.