I'm moody, bitter, cynical and critical. I'm argumentative and jaded and I'm always right. I bite if I don't like you and I don't use euphanisms or become indirect as not to "hurt someone's feelings." I'm blunt. (: I have a large sense of humour, which is rather morbid and dry at times. I have a guttermind. Deal with it. I am nice to some people, mean to others; like everyone I am different with certain friends, but generally, im still the same. I am, however, trying to become somewhat of a nicer person as Iwouldrathernotrotinthefireydepthsofhell. I'm a spaz. Sudden noises make me uneasy, I look under my bed at night, I'm wary of kidnappers, childmolestors, and shadowy figures that lurk in the streets at night. You may think it's over the top, but you probably have a larger possibility of being raped. I'm not liberal, not conservative, (but much more conservative than liberal) and I'm opinionated. THough, I do know where I'm too stupid and too ignorant as to have an opinion. A lot of people don't.
I have a good deal of friends that i don't like and a few friends who I like a lot.
I do play favorites, but the favorites know who they are and they don't care. (:
I have a horse named Calvin, Dutch Warmblood Gelding. He's fat and a bit lethargic, but very talented noneteheless. He'sa mannerless pig and eats everything, edible or not, and doesn't get along with any other horses because hes like that. And, the poor thing, he has no idea he's been neutered.
Lets pray he never does find out.I also have two retarded cats and a retarded dog.
TOMJUDEJAMESJAKEJENSENEWANKEANUPAULMILO. Thats my husband.
I'm 5'7, sickly pale, with hair the same color of that dust collecting on the top of your monitor. Blue/grey eyes. I wear old jeans and solid colored shirts, just because I'm cool like that.
I'm both OCDorganized and disgustingly messy. It depends how much I care. I draw and I write. I'm working on a book plot, as i have been for like ever, but i have a lot of ideas and i never finish anything because im like that. But someday i will.
Someday I will live on an estate with servants who wear Cabbage Patch outfits, and i'll have a fleet of minigoats, because ohmyGod, if you haven't seen a minigoat, than you have simply never lived. Because those things just kickass.
and I'll buy TOMJUDEJAMESJAKEHJENSENEWANKEANUPAULMILO a bigger jar.
...HIASHLEY! :DDD
