I was born with a severe overbite, but years of demolition derby driving have evened things out pretty well.
I am allergic to allergy medication and rutabagas.
I enjoy mixed nuts more than gun nuts.
I'm not afraid to speak truth to power but I am tired of being cavity-searched at the airport (I demand to call my dentist!).
I get really goddamned motherfucking pissed off when I miss my fucking goddamned anger management class.
When I die I want my niece and nephew to have all my guitars, amps, and records.
I co-host a non-payola radio show on KPFT 90.1 FM in Houston, 89.5 in Galveston, every other (first, third, fifth) Sat night/Sun morn from 4-6 am, CST, (streamed live at www.kpft.org) The MESSERSCHMITT WORLD DOMINATION HAPPY HOUR.
See www.myspace.com/messerschmitt.
I am an occasional contributor to Free Press Houston, who are kind enough to print my rants about stuff.
I also write scripts for the stage/screen. Thanks to DOS CHICAS for actually producing some.
I am a painter/illustrator by trade and enjoy making messes with art supplies, musical instruments, and other people's lives. Well, not that last one.
I revere knowledge and respect tradition, but the king is dead and it's time to move on.
I was always in trouble in school and church but they are behind me now, forever (at least church is).
I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich, baby. If the gas hasn't been cut off.
I routinely embrace complete catharsis as a member of the bands DADDY'S BELT and BALD EAGLE BURGER (see friends box), both perfect for weddings, divorces, executions or abortions. Well, not executions.
Oh, and I have a hand-printed T-shirt line, Bojinka T's. Ask me how!