Female Comebacks |
Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one wi...
Posted by Danielle on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST |
Dear Mom |
A MOTHER PASSING BY HER DAUGHTER'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP.THEN SHE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ONTHE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS AD...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Footprints |
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one be...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
