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Johnny Boy

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About Me



Music Video: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, The best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of Arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more? -Chris Rock baby

I introduce JIMMY.. The thong man

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I know Introduce The Car wash

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So sometimes we get Bored on saturday Nights...

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My Interests


Snowboarding, Local punk rock shows, Drinkin beer, watching Movies, Recording bands or recording my own stuff, playin guitar and writting the CHEEZIEST love Songs,Proud owner of my MAZDA protoge 2001t . If i aint at the bar/work/snowboarding/beach/smokin crack in an alley i should be Golfin or attempting too, I aint no Tiger Woods, Im the guy on the field that strongly encourages who ever is out there to wear football equipment,test

I'd like to meet:

Like people who will randomly buy me beer and hold my head when im Sick, Or just Cool peoples in general, and hey If Jennifer Aniston or any Girl that does the cover of Maxim or stuff magazine wanna hook up for a dinner at McDick followed by 40oz Curtosy of me of course, feel free to Pick a number.Oh yeah and a Midget..
Oh and BTW if your band Consist Of 1 acoustic GUITAR and some Weird Bongo stuff I will Not ADD you. all the bands On My(thats MY for mine)space have the John Stamp Of approval! hehe Unless your a midget band!!

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is John!!
And I am Canadian!!!



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Music:



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Movies:

HAGGARD is my Numero uno Movie its an ANTI hollywood love movie.DARKNESS is by far the scariest movie ive Seen, must watch it in the darkSCARFACE is the Coolest movie made me wanna start selling dope, But my mom wont allow me too..

Television:

HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!! With My MolSon EX

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Books:

FRank MIllers SIN CITY - The BIG FAT KILL - The HARD GOODBYE Myspace Contact Tables , hosting by Imgdump.net

Heroes:

Super drunk ---- Thats me, watch him be super leaving bars all over Montreal!

My Blog

Cow tipping

Note to self, When running away from cows in a huge Dark Field. after tipping a few Cows over, ALWAYS set up your get away. I was chased by a few Angry cows last night after thinkin it could be f...
Posted by Johnny Boy on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 04:57:00 PST

woman

Ive come to a conclusion, That the sexe that opposes me might be from another planet.. Its Just a Thought and I will  furthermore investigate this issue and will make a intergalactical ...
Posted by Johnny Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST