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christina

Yeahhh, chew that gum boy, hope it breaks his damn jaw..

About Me

i pick my nose...frequently, i was adopted by my hispanic grandmother(wella) and gringo grandfather at the age of 2, i dont produce leg hair, i can't think of anything else you would possibly want to know ;)

My Interests

Spending time with Blake, Bro,Marla,family and friends, reading(especially Bukowski), writing(when the mood strikes), fishing, being lazy,Alabama football, music, riding and showing Morgan horses, trail riding spotted racking horses, yadda yadda

I'd like to meet:

dead or alive? hmm well...Charles Bukowski,FLAVA FLAV, R. Crumb, David Sedaris, Dave Chappelle, Larry David, Tom Petty,Bill Hicks, Ronnie Dobbs, Brenden Small,Charlie Murphy, the guy that made the tunak tunak video,Tom Waits, John Lurie,Vonnegut,Richard Pryor...I dont feel like doing this right now oh but I can't leave out John Parker Wilson

Music:

Guided by voices,alice cooper, zombies, kiss, beck,sonic youth,big star, ernest tubb, stones, guns and roses, zz top, sam & dave, ride, neil young, velvet underground, ac-dc, four tops, smokey robinson, urge overkill, buck owens, aerosmith,betty wright, sleepy jackson,beach boys, blind willie mctell,of montreal,(some)modest mouse, hound dog taylor,thin lizzy, paul revere and the raiders,the kinks, the hollies, the electric prunes,vesper,carl perkins, beatles, koko taylor, low, t bone walker,tom waits,wilson pickett, devo, klaatu,buzzcocks, brian eno, furry lewis, curtis mayfield,pj harvey, talking heads, chuck berry,iggy pop and the stooges,the boss, mbv,blueoystercult, patsy cline, mississippi john hurt, the faces, robert johnson,bob wills and the texas playboys, cheap trick, little richard, spoon, tom petty and the heartbreakers, sharon jones & the dap kings, ministry, t-rex,supergrass, paul westerberg, hank williams sr, cee-lo, the ramones, dwight yokum, snoop dogg,pixies, hendrix,al green, the band, jeff buckley ,elvis costello, tom jones,sly and the family stone, dr dre, bowie, led zep, bob dylan, flaming lips,guitar wolf, temptations, smokey robinson and the miracles, magnetic fields, james brown, the spinners,the box tops, the byrds, british sea power, dexateens, flying burrito brothers,neil diamond,gram parsons,jelly roll morton, jesus and mary chain, pavement, mc5, mott the hoople,neutral milk hotel, outkast,buck owens, r.l burnside, redstick ramblers,rush, prince, sam the sham and the pharaos, sonny terry & bobby mcghee,screaming jay hawkins, son house,the who,in no particular order oh and can't leave out my guilty pleasure, bob segar, hahaha

Movies:

way too many to list but my all time favorite movie is the Burbs. Run Ronnie Run is pretty high up on that list too, as well as the Disney version of Robin Hood.

Television:

seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, simpsons, cash cab, freaks and geeks, kids in the hall, squidbillies, fishing with john, MXC, king of the hill(the best show on television), homemovies, tales from the crypt, MST3K, metalocalypse, stump the schwab ( i hate that fat guy, i love when he loses), the price is right, futurama, chappelle show

Books:

Authors I enjoy include: Charles Bukowski, John Fante,Paul Neilan, larry brown sanyika shakur, mark danielewski,barbara edeinreich (i misspelled that for sure), hunter s, augesten burroughs, david sedaris, vonnegut... dont get me started i could go on for hours....

Heroes:

"this one goes out to Jesus Christ and allll the fine ladies in the house!"

My Blog

"There is no closer secret than the one between a horse and its rider"

 I don't know who said that quote, the magazine I saw it in had it printed very small and the guys name was even smaller. It was a magazine full of sympathy cards for the loss of your pet that we...
Posted by christina on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:18:00 PST

homeless people performing acts of sex and interveinous drug use in my car

well, not really but it could have happened. i totally fucked up today. it happens, i guess.
Posted by christina on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST