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the FAT man

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Names Chris, born and raised in the Shwa and loving every minute of it, I've been told several times im a total asshole, but i think thats cause people dont understand my sence of humor, its not that i dont care i just like rude and inapproite jokes and pissing people off is sorta like a hobby to me and i tend to be pretty good at it, so if you a fucking loser who cant take a joke dont waste my time by talking to me. Im on a self appointed mission to rid the world of Jack Danials by drinking every last drop i can get me hands on, the only reasons i made this myspace is because like my profile says im a security guard and i have too much time on my hands cause shit all ever happens here and a few of my friends already have myspace accounts. if you hang out around the dungeon youve problely seen me there drunk and being an asshole by picking on emo kids or hurting people in the mosh pits. Other than that i spend most of my time smoking pot and getting drunk and fucking things up!!! my msn is [email protected] add me if u know me if not fuck off!