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Dijon Ketchup

my theory isn't perfect, but it's close.

About Me

I don't do much, but when I do, it's awesome.

My Interests

balls to the wall, being somewhere else, cellos, digital cameras, digital photography, driving way too fast, endless sources of amusement, gil grissom, giving massages, google, hands, hollis, kimbean, knives, lightning, long hair, loud music, mah jong, mispronouncing words, mood swings, new zealand, nocturnal creatures, photography, rain, randomness, red hair, redheads, road trips, sarcasm, sharp things, singing in the shower, socks, spreadsheets, stealing pens, straight teeth, swords, taking pictures, taking pictures while driving, tall chicks, text messages, throwing things, thunder, thunderstorms, traveling, typos, whispering, words

I'd like to meet:

the people who put all the staples in the telephone poles.

My Friend Space
I have imaginary friends.

KimBean

Scrumple

Jeremy
[is sexy]

Val Dessa

Nebula

Breadly

Sexy Mama!

D-nise

Dara Dpty

Robinowitz

Hot Jon

ChaCha Diva

Kate Mothafuckin' Ball

Hollis McBean

Airyn

Puppy!!

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Music:

yes please.

Television:

I create my own reality.

Heroes:

people who put stuff on my fridge.