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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark
Birthday: 22nd April
Birthplace: Stafford
Current Location: On a sofa, In my room, In my house, In my street, In Shitville
Eye Color: Hazelish
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: Bout 6ft

Your Heritage: Is this some sort of GAY thing?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big Comffy Bear Slippers... To cold to go outside
Your Weakness: Im a sucker for a prety face and alcohol!
Your Fears: Have you ever been camping in the woods? Imagine lying there, and all of a sudden you see an old lady just looking at you through the the clear bit of your tent... She doesnt move but just keeps staring... And staring... And staring..! A monster would want to eat you, A phyco would want to kill you And chavs would just wana steal 1.99 for some cheap cider! But what would an old lady want? Why would she be there in the woods at night? *shuders* That..! Spiders..! And not achieving something amazing within my lifetime..!


Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *well, like i said* Its either cuz ur all thick cunts an dont understand or I just like getting my point across..!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is there a huge cock on my ceiling?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands!
Your Bedtime: Whenever i dont feel like doing anything else..!
Your Most Missed Memory: No, that one i keep for me..!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Id rather eat an old paki womans love juice..!
Single or Group Dates: I dont date..!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: That is by far the fruitiest question iv ever been asked..!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Why would i? i have a brain!
Do you Swear: I have been known to let the ocasional one slip *rolls eyes*
Do you Sing: In a band..!
Do you Shower Daily: How else would i get rid of the blood?
Have you Been in Love: Possibly, i dont claim to know what it is so cant realy say... Id imagine it to feel like a never ending blowjob?
Do you want to go to College: Been there Done that..!
Do you want to get Married: Well would you tie a ball and chain round your neck, Cut off your man parts an stick em in a box for the rest of your natural life?
Do you belive in yourself: Believe in myself? Hell, I created an entire world to believe in..!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in cars and it depends on the driver..!
Do you think you are Attractive: Wouldnt that technicaly make me gay?
Are you a Health Freak: No i have a life :)
Do you get along with your Parents: Theres no way to answer that without sounding like a complete and utter tit so il just say "Hey whats that over there?"
Do you like Thunderstorms: On the rare ocasion we get em yeah..!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar mainly, Tho i can put my mind to almost anything..!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: More than my fair share..!
In the past month have you Smoked: Like i said i have a brain, See it is that your all thick cunts..!

Ever been Drunk: Does that need an answer?
Ever been called a Tease: Im to easy to be a tease..!
Ever been Beaten up: Iv had fights, But never been hurt..!
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a milkybar when i was like 9?
How do you want to Die: Doing sumat that will be remembered..!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Nothing but myself, Whatever i end up being..!
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere that made sence..!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything out of the ordinary..!
Favourite Hair Color: Anything out of the ordinary..!
Short or Long Hair: Longer the better..!
Height: Not tall..!
Weight: Doesnt matter to me..!
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes them comfortable..!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Weed and Speed
Number of CDs I own: Errrm By all means come round and count them..!
Number of Piercings: I used to have my lip done... R.I.P Alex
Number of Tattoos: 2 Home made ones... Also Alex :P
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If it wasnt for everything happening to me exactly the way it did i wouldnt be who i am today... So Nothing..!