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Dirk Weems

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About Me

I may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But I am a very gentle person! I'm a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction, takin' every wrong direction on my lonely way back home. I despise squirrels! They my friends are the scourge of the earth and plan to systematically plan to defend my keep from these vile adversaries and rid the planet of them.big lebowski fucking short version

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People without cranial rectal inversion and other ass-clown tendencies.

My Blog

The Ballad of My Beard

You started out so soft and tender Oh my hairy face, I'll always remember Dark brown with flashes of grey You began to feel like straw and hay I stroked and petted you with care Oh how I miss you my f...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:21:00 GMT

Maury, the Classy Alternative to Springer

Ive been watching a few episodes of Maury the last couple days and HOLY SHIT I cant believe the people that go on there.  I realize that it is television and there is more than likely fiction inv...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:52:00 GMT

Comic Book Nerds: A Journey Into the Odd

So I went to see X-Men: The Last Stand last night and what a pleasure it was.  The movie was most enjoyable and I get to see some very elusive creatures in their natural environment.  The ve...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 19:14:00 GMT

Hell in a Hand Basket

I was cruising through the old CNN this morning checking out the headlines and what I saw today absolutely disgusted me.  Here is the headline Students Suspended For Wearing Shirts with American ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 19:05:00 GMT

Greenland, Absolute Boredom and Danish Homos

Well I guess I can fill you all in on what's been happening a little.  I've been spending a week in lovely and sunny Greenland.  Oh Greenland, delightful you say.  No not delightful, mo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:38:00 GMT

This one struck me today

Wow, can you guys believe it?  Here comes another one without any bitching. And without further adieu...  Here are my favorite verses from songs.  Don't ask me why, it just hit me while...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 17:21:00 GMT

Get Rhythm

Hey, get rhythm when you get the bluesHey, get rhythm when you get the bluesYes a jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fineIt'll shake all the trouble from your worried mindGet rhythm when you get the blues...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 15:51:00 GMT

No bitching here today, some of you may be suprised

I was just sitting here thinking about all kinds of stuff.  All the twists and turns in life, friends, and the good things in life; you know, crap.   Well here are some of my simplest pleasu...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 19:08:00 GMT

My Top Tens

My Top Tens   Here is where some of you find out how much of a hick I really am LOL.   Top Ten Musical Artists 10) Waylon Jennings 9) Alison Krauss 8) Pasty Cline 7) Dwight Yoakam 6) Don Wi...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:21:00 GMT

The Real Me and Then Some...

This isnt going to flow (sorry Dave) and well basically Ill probably end up just rambling.  Ive spent some time the last couple of days talking to friends and thinking about the way we really ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 13:51:00 GMT