The Love Mafia

Welcome boys and girls to the love mafias myspace.
(La) Cosa Nostra is what the Mafia use to describe themselves. Mafia is a term used by outsiders to describe this 'special' group of criminals. Cosa Nostra means 'Our Thing'. When mafia people introduce each other it is as '(part of) cosa nostra'. It's like saying "he is the same" or "one of us".
The Love Mafia was formed in the year of 2006 around March time by the great Don Pedro. His first leiutenants Mr Pink and Big V helped construct the mighty organisation. Love Mafia HQ is non other than Que Pasa (but venue may be changing soon!!!!) where we plan most of our activities. We are currently running at 17 members strong ranging from Prosistution experts to money launderers. Our members are dedicated to their jobs and will die for the cause. We have taken it upon ourselves to become pub quiz champions at Que Pasa, we are ruthless and we take no prisoners and so far we are undefeated!!!!!!!
Here is the family roster as follows:
Don Pedro - Family Head/Boss
Kelly Red - Mrs Pedro
Big V - Underboss (The Left Hand)
Mr Pink - Underboss (The Right Hand)
Busha - Capos (Weapons Trade)
Benito - Capos (Slave Ring)
Miss Howe - Capos (Publicity and Media Control)
Bella Rodriguez - Capos (Prison Affairs)
Stephan Morientes - Capos (Money and Accounts)
Spyder - Capos (Transportation)
Imross - Capos (Foreign Activities)
Beno - Capos (Narcotics Imports/Exports)
Dirty Howard - Capos (Contracts and Hits)
Micky D - Capos (Gambling Operaitons)
Daddy G - Capos (Prostitution Ring)
Slim - Capos (Heist Arrangement and Planning)
Leo Brazi - Capos (Training and Recruitment)
Titas - Capos (Hand to Hand Combat Training)
Alexis Stroganhoff - Capos (Deepsea Transportation Expert)
All operatives have extensive training and experts in their respective fields, just check out our feedback below.
All I wanted was 2 AK's, 4 RPG's and 15 of the best Thai ladies, I got double what I asked for!!!! The Love Mafia truly are what they say they are! - Barry Scott of London
They were great, long, hard and in my face - Miss Smith of Birmingham
They made me suck it!! - Mr Smith of Birmingham
My shop has never been safer, they gang raped the last bastard that gave me shit!! - Mr Kuntawala of London
Our Meeting Place Mondays From 8pm
See we are a trustworthy orginisation and with our rapid expansion of members the Love Mafia will be able to take even more jobs under there large belts.
RECRUITING NOW!!!!!