Due to their unfeasibly low attention spans, and bored of trawling the earth looking for new human producers, the friendly people at RAMP opened their cybernetic research department, to create new and exciting robotic producers. First, they made a rave robot, which predictably they grew bored of. They then went onto make a 2step robot, which again, they grew bored of. Upon relaising that cybernetics and robotics was no the way to feed the void boredom created, they disguarded their robots in the ditch behind the office.
The two robots began talking, and quickly sparked up a friendship. One night after drowning their sorrows with many Peach Daiquiri’s, the two robots fell into each other’s arms and had hot drunken robot sex, and 2step robot fell pregnant. Nine months later, there was a tap on the RAMP Recordings back door, followed by the patter of robot feet running away. Upon opening the door, they saw a basket, containing a robot child and a note, which read:
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TRACKLISTING
DJ Deeon – Freak U Rite
Zomby – Pumpkinhead’s Revenge
DJ Guy – Ghostdick
DJ Godfather – Tom’s Bomb 2
Jody Finch – Jack Yo Big Booty (BHQ no acid vocal mix)
Nightcrawlers – Surrender Your Love
Kings Of The Universe – Acid Love
Final Cut with True Faith – Take Me Away
Hot City – Hot City Bass
Playgroup feat. KC Flightt – Front 2 Back (Todd Terry Remix)
Ian Round – Trippin
Chelley – Took the Night (Rizzla’s Cunty Refix)
Benny Rodrigues – I Like
Catch – Free (to the point mix)
Lil Silva – Different
Shortstuff – A Rustling
$tinkworx – Coelacanth
TRACKLISTING
DJ Rhythm Master – It’s The Way
DJ South Central - Wicked Sound
Urban Dubz - Making Love (Dub Mix)
Ruffneck Revival - Movin' On Up
Duncan Powell - Brake (4x4)
10 Degrees Below - Fill The Vibe
Eruption – Vicious Dub
The Hackney Soldiers – Da String Tune
Mr Trix - What Mus' I Do
DJ Delter – Nobody Does It Better
Gadget - Volume 1
Closer To You – White
Three 6 Mafia - Stay Fly (UKG Mix)
Jeremy Sylvester - Electro Dreams
MAD - The Lighter
C L I C K H E R E T O B U Y T H E R E C O R D A T P H O N I C A ! ! !
A N D C L I C K H E R E T O B U Y T H E R E C O R D A T B O O M K A T ! ! !
D O W N L O A D H O T C I T Y L I V E A T M A R Y A N N E H O B B S O N R A D I O 1
H O W ' S M Y R A V I N G ? B E A T P O R T T O P T E N
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