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Nima

handle every situation like a dog. if you cant eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away

About Me

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i'm not famous. don't model. don't act. about the only thing i can play real well is the radio. i live for my daughter... she rox!! (9 and already smarter AND more sarcastic then i am =) ride my snowboard in the winter and my wakeboard in the summer. spend lots of time in phoenix, miami, and the OC....Ocean City, Maryland that is ;) i'm half black.....lower half =D i'm a virgin.... ::cough..cough:: virginian in an arizona state of mind. i'm not rich. not a 'playa'. don't give a hoot what you do or don't do. i try not to swear but if you cut me off in traffic, you're getting an earful of expletives. i love to cook but hate doing dishes. i like beer, like wine, and love vodka. don't drink too often but i'm not a lightweight. i'm a joker. i'm a clown. i will make you laugh til your sides hurt...or you snort =P my specialty is the booty clap but i'm not really sure what that is. i gots a 4x4 and i'm not afraid to use it!! i'm king of the grill and i know how to make a fire in the fireplace...on the first try. something in your teeth? i'll tell you. boogy in the nose? i'll give you a tissue. your zippers down? everyone will know!!! i'm true to my words, friends, and especially myself. the only thing i expect in return is the same =)

My Interests

anything involving water whether its warm or frozen, most things involving boards that you ride, my dog, herbal remedies, sunshine, blizzards, t-storms, airplanes, growing vegetables, cooking, and especially junior

Your Element is Water: You are a deep person and a
good communicator. You know who you are and no
one can change that. The perfect balance
between solitary and outgoing, you are not
quiet because youre shy, you are quiet because
you're thinking. You are incredibly loving and
loyal when your trust is gained and a mature
person. Whatever you do, you do it with all
your heart and nobody can ask for more than
that. Mysterious to the utmost water is in
everything. One can be an ocean, a river, a
lake, or a pond but no one truly knows you.

What's your Element?
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I'd like to meet:

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people who enjoy wearing banana hammocks and thongs as much as i do. leopard print preferably but cheetah or tiger is fine.

How many religious people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all expect god to do it for them.

i DoNt UnDeRsTaNd WhY pEoPlE wOuLd WaNt To WrItE lIkE tHiS

Shortest fairy tale ever:
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: "will you marry me?" she said "no", and the guy lived happily ever after.

You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 92%

Kissing Skill Level - 91%

Cudding Skill Level - 74%

Sex Skill Level - 98%

Why They Love You You are too good to be true.
Why They Hate You They can't bend the way you want them to.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nima
Birthday: 3-21-1974
Birthplace: Tehran, Iran
Current Location: Arlington, Va
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: persian
The Shoes You Wore Today: KC half boots, changing into adidas
Your Weakness: getting kicked in the nuts
Your Fears: getting kicked in the nuts
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms, onions, peppers, and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: clean my room
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: damn
Thoughts First Waking Up: who thinks in the a.m.?
Your Best Physical Feature: 1 inch up my right arm on the inside
Your Bedtime: 2-3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee but tea if it was there
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: sometimes something slips out
Do you Sing: yeah pretty badly
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: did i go to college? yes
Do you want to get Married: did i get married? yes. again, no
Do you belive in yourself: I BELIEVE!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: when i have magnets in my pockets
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: been on drugs. that sounds funny.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: butt nekkid
Number of Drugs I have taken: 420
Number of CDs I own: 100's
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero

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Music:

hed pe, alice in chains, nas, primer 55, outkast, sublime, 311, motley crue, system of the down, disturbed, obie trice, xzibit, 2pac, red and meth, cypress hill, three days grace, fingertight, snot, slipknot, static-x, dry cell, korn, pink floyd, snoop, nerd, dr. dre, widespread panic, heather smells funny, STP, soil, chili peppers, pharcyde, gorillaz, maroon 5, fallout boy, luda...

Movies:

true romance, finding nemo, pulp fiction, LotR, Something about mary, dark crystal, scarface, lost boys, Boondock Saints, reservoir dogs, Once upon a time in mexico, memento, tbc....

Television:

football (when in season), sit-coms, cartoons (only cause my 9 year old likes em!!;), discovery/history/learning channel, chappelle show, south park, family guy

Books:

this is impossible to keep updated since it only takes about a week to read a normal book. lets just say that i do read and leave it at that.

Heroes:


My Blog

question for anyone

we all know that network television does not allow females breasts to be shown on tv but is it ok to show a topless man if he has had breast implants?
Posted by Nima on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:03:00 PST

Corn!?...

I personally love the stuff. Md sweet corn is in season and its perfect for the grill. corn flakes, corn chips, popcorn, you name it, i more than likely eat it. such a simple plant. its the answer tha...
Posted by Nima on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST

mine!!

if a man does nothing but walk in circles, he knows nothing but what is on his path.   this just serves as my proof that this quote is mine. If someone said this before this time and day then i w...
Posted by Nima on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

seriously though...

why are most religious people such idiots? all my religious friends may want to stop reading at this point. I've just finished watching jesus camp, reading an islamic forum, and commenting on someone ...
Posted by Nima on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:40:00 PST

the best thing for you ever

as we progress into the electronic age, most of our gadgets have become rechargeable for portable use. its definitely made life convenient by not having to pull over to use a pay phone or go to the pu...
Posted by Nima on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:15:00 PST

The Perfect Gift

it took me over 32 years to figure it out but i've finally come up with the perfect gift for everyone...wrapping paper. its already gift wrapped so all you have to do is add a sticky tag and a sticky ...
Posted by Nima on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

all the things i ever wanted to know about myself in 3 questions

Your Personality IsRational (NT)You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!Intelligence is important to...
Posted by Nima on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

the danger of eating in chinatown

i think i'm eating dog food right now. i'm not 100% for sure but the beef in my lasagna looks and smells like it. it actually doesnt taste all that bad either. i guess alpo isnt so bad with noodles, c...
Posted by Nima on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST

how does every hill run up?

since today was the last full day my daughter was going to be with me before i sent her to hell(arizona) for summer break i was told i could leave early to take her to the zoo...as long as i snapped s...
Posted by Nima on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:32:00 PST

this lady sucks

Shirley Phelps-Roper She's the crazy religious lady that protests at soldiers funerals. i dont like her. check this: http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/17103/Return_Of_The_Crazy _Lady  anywho...
Posted by Nima on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST