why i dont have a car |
This could take a bit, so stick with me
Ehhhemmm.....
...each day of life in this modern world is spent in fear. Nowadays, everything can lead to a quick and painful demise, leaving pieces of you stre...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST |
most important person of 06? |
Time Magazine recently named us(?) the most important person of 2006. At first I felt flattered and began to write my thank you speech but then I realized that the title was not entirely accurate. In ...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:41:00 PST |
Oprah's misguided school for impoverished African girls |
I have never liked Oprah Winfrey. There's something about her that sets me wrong. After having already saved the written word, Oprah announced the grand opening of her theme-park-cum-elite-academy for...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST |
Hey, I have an idea: |
corrective grills! Has anyone thought of this before? Am I rich yet?
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:45:00 PST |
the 80s |
During the 1980s there was some sort of disease going around that made every studio think they had to put out a comedy about straight-laced guys somehow accidentally associating with prostitutes. Prob...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST |
Love |
When I was a junior in high school I fell in love with a retarded girl. People say they fall in love all the time in high school, but what they're talking about is lust fueled by high octane hormones....
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:35:00 PST |
discriminatory..yes |
I was just readding about a lawsuit filed by a Mexican immigrant who alleges Alabama violated the 1964 Civil Rights Act by giving driver's license tests in only one language: English...I personally ag...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST |
Life has its challenges so look the the future! |
As an average human being who currently inhabits the planet of whatever planet this is, we're faced with many challenges and obstacles we must overcome while trying to live our lives and do things suc...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST |
pre-pubescent karaoke |
Remember those Now That..s What I Call Music cds? The ones that took everything that makes most radio stations unlistenable and compacted it into forty minutes or so of what I can only describe as rea...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST |
Pierce your ride! |
I was just looking at this website
http://www.pierceyourride.com/index.html
When you make the decision to add oversized piercings to your car by drilling holes into its body (as we all do eventually),...
Posted by ¸.'¯)¤Jared¤(¯'.¸¸.'¯)¤¤(¯'.¸ on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST |
