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bav

A dream to meat....

About Me

"You should have been born about 20 years before you actually were"
-Mr. Vandewalker, high school creative writing teacher

"Hey bro, you are my best friend, I couldn't have made it with out you."
-Greg H., Brother
"He's such a good boy"
-Jeanne C., Auntie

"(bav) appreciates moxie"
-sK
"I know your tricks now. I'm on to you."
-Bradd N.
"He's just this guy, you know?"
-Zaphod Beeblebrox, President of the galaxy

My Interests

abandoned buildings, achieving apotheosis, ann arbor, anthropology, body modification, books, burned-out buildings, cacophony, caffeine, chess, clubbing, comix, computers, concerts, costume parties, costuming, counterculture, cthulhu, culturejamming, cyberpunk, cynicism, dancing, detroit, diy, eating brains, fractals, gallows humor, gaming, giantmicrobes.com, horror, hugs, humanism, idealism, immanentizing the eschaton, interesting hair styles, irony, iterations, james whistler, kuru, lightning, listening, make-up effects, memetics, metaprogramming, movies, music, neil gaiman, nikola tesla, observing, patches, performance art, philosophies to live by, photography, piercings, pirates, poi, pop culture, psychology, punk, puns, R.K. Milholland webcomics, reading, reality tunnels, robert anton wilson, robotic pirate-zombies, robots, santarchy, sarcasm, science-fiction, self-awareness, self-criticism, self-evolution, shiny things, silliness, social engineering, social experiments, sociology, special effects, stanley kubrick, stream of consciousness, subcultures, sun worship, surrealism, suspension, talking shit, tattoos, technology, temporary autonomous zones, themes, thunder, transhumanism, urban ruins, used books, vodka, walking, warren ellis, webcomics, your mom, zombies

I'd like to meet:

I'm usually willing to meet/talk to anyone if there's a common point of reference. Sadly, common points of reference are sometimes hard to come by.

More specifically?

People with good taste in music:: While I have favored styles of music, I'm willing to listen to almost anything as long as it's good, regardless of genre. If it has the ability to captivate me, make me dance, or make me think then I will enjoy it. With one exception:

I just don't get "emo".

People with good taste in literature: I am a voracious reader. A man-whore for the printed word. Compulsive, even. I will read anything. Stun me with your recommendations.

People who have something to say beyond the usual: I like being challenged. I would rather get into a friendly argument with someone and come out of it with something new to think about or a new way of looking at things than talk about the same thing in consensus all the time. I can handle chit-chat for a little while, but get easily distracted when there is nothing new to talk about.

People with a warped sense of humor: The stranger the funny, the better.

NOTE: I don't have an overwhelming need to whore-up my friends list numbers. Everyone on it is either someone I know in ReaLife(TM), someone I've at least talked to, or musicians/actors/writers I'm a fan of. If you want to add me to your friends list, please send me a message that has a kernal of relevant discussion potential other than the ubiquitous "YER KEWL, ADD ME!" or "I like your profile, now come to my porn site". If I don't know you from somewhere, and I don't get a message from you, then I will not add you as a friend.

Music:

current obsessions: This unit needs new music. What are you liking these days?

crunchy: skinny puppy, wumpscut, ministry, my life with the thrill kill kult, kmfdm, sister machinegun, project pitchfork, pigface, throbbing gristle, psychic tv, download, einsturzende neubauten, revolting cocks, nine inch nails, cyberaktif, doubting thomas, frontline assembly, haujobb, dance or die, hanzel und gretyl, coil, out out, kompressor, velvet acid christ, snog, ohgr, das ich, combichrist, hocico, [:SITD:]. grendel, suicide commando, stromkern, destroid

beepy: covenant, cut.rate.box, vnv nation, juno reactor, the orb, orbital, depeche mode, aphex twin, new order, apoptygma berzerk, gary numan, squarepusher, ladytron, kraftwerk, praga khan, delerium, front242, fischerspooner

mopey: siouxsie & the banshees, sisters of mercy, bauhaus, joy division, dead can dance, peter murphey, love and rockets

oi: black flag, suicidal tendencies, social distortion, bad brains, the distillers, the cramps, pennywise, sex pistols, dead milkmen, dead kennedys, bad religion, anti-flag, henry rollins, minor threat, fugazi, spit for athena

grrls: blondie, concrete blonde, tori amos, sarah mclachlin, the creatures, bif naked, the cranes, shonen knife, meg lee chin, massive attack, portishead, sneaker pimps, l7, bikini kill

other: parliment-funkadelic, rolling stones, musicals, electric 6, MC5, iggy pop, david bowie, the cure, shriekback, iggy & the stooges, jane's addiction, the cult, MC frontalot , digital underground

Movies:

anything that has pirates, robots, or zombies is very good. if it has a robotic zombie pirate, then its even better.

specifics would include:

Recently viewed and loved:land of the dead, videodrome, charlie & the chocolate factory, at the mouth of madness

General: fight club, the wall, naked lunch, moulin rouge, chicago, fear and loathing in las vegas, dr. strangelove, 2001: a space oddessy, the shining, a nightmare on elm street, alien, no retreat no surrender, surf nazis must die, let sleeping corpses lie, plan 9 from outer space, ed wood, from hell, rocky horror picture show, godzilla, dracula, frankenstein, the creature from the black lagoon, better off dead, cecil b. demented, say anything, 10 things i hate about you, 16 candles, not another teen movie, can't hardly wait, breakfast club, st. elmo's fire, dawn of the dead, return of the living dead, evil dead, evil dead 2, army of darkness, pirates of penzance, monty python and the meaning of life, the life of bryan, night of the living dead, day of the dead, rockula, high fidelity, empire records, invasion of the body snatchers, the puppet masters, the blob, war of the worlds, the matrix, the tenant, drunken master, ghostbusters

Television:

on DVD, thanks.

Books:

any

Heroes:

Nikola Tesla

Albert Einstein

Alexander Shulgin

My Blog

So they say "know someone by whom they know"

I don't know who "they" are, and I'm not convinced that they actually say that but it seems reasonable.  Or at least pithy.So I'm not sure how much MySpace I have left in me...although there have...
Posted by bav on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:34:00 PST

NYC

Back from a series of (mis)adventures in the Big Apple and Jersey.  On one hand, New York just kicks my ass every time I go there.  On the other hand, Brooklyn in the summer time reeks of bo...
Posted by bav on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Shoot me in the face, 12-gauge style

So last night I'm camping out on the couch watching some TV and I flip over to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I come into the movie at the beginning of the parade where Ferris is lip-syncing to "Danke Shei...
Posted by bav on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

Inbox inspiration

* Karl Rove is not Aleister Crowley, Severus Snape, Darth Vader or Satan. You can kill him by ensuring your vote is counted and being vigilant at your polling station. This message is brought to yo...
Posted by bav on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

RAW needs your help

Over the years, most of you have received something from this great man. Be it a sense of belonging with like-minded freaks in Discordianism, metaphysical insights through books such as Cosmic Trigge...
Posted by bav on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

Unintentionally incommunicado

FYI to those who care, my cell phone is fell-out-of-my-pocket-and-sat-in-the-rain-for-several-hours- before-I-noticed dead, so if you call and it advances straight to voice mail, guess what!Gonna head ...
Posted by bav on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

Frontalot

So it seems that MC Frontalot is playing Club Soda in Kalamazoo tomorrow (today) at 8pm.Anyone want to pick me up from work and drive to K-Zoo? I'll split gas and buy your ticket.Call me on ze cell p...
Posted by bav on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:14:00 PST

Zombie Nation

To Whom It May Concern:I have a confession to make - I am obsessed with zombies.Not in the sterotypical Hollywood movie portrayal of zombie-obsession, which usually involves shooting them in the face ...
Posted by bav on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:22:00 PST

Better Late than Never? eh....

This is very short notice, but the Annual Prospekt Haus Purim party is tomorrow (Sat.) night.Starts at party-o-clock. For those that have heard about it, please note that there has been a change: The ...
Posted by bav on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

I disappear sometimes..

..and it's not very good for me, but it seems like its better than the alternative. Life has been full of anxiety attacks of the panic sort of late, a large chunk of which has to do with the idea of ...
Posted by bav on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:24:00 PST