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samd.sorrick!

i'm going to show my creatve side, and tear you apart tonight.

About Me


you know what your mom looks like?
voldemort!

hey, i'm sam. i make my own rules. i follow myself, not you and your trends. i have a best friend, haley. i don't have a boyfriend. if you can make me laugh all the time, we'll get along fine. if you can keep talking to me without those awkward pauses, we'll get along great. i don't have a style and i don't need one. everything has been getting on my nerves lately, please don't add to it. camp ondessonk is pretty much the greatest place on this earth. harry potter makes me horny. let's see how you compare.
excite me? stfu sam xx - im it. :]

sam,

you should know that: my favorite animal is a zebra.
i don't understand: how some people aren't obsessed with harry potter, even though they've read a couple of the books.
why is it that: people only believe what they want to believe?

My Interests

I'd like to meet: