Ben Feibleman - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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I ride a bike a lot and don't drive if I don't have to.

People should be limited to one child per couple, that would cut the world's population in half.

I was in the Marines for over 5 years, 4 of them deployed.

I believe I am invincible and therefore live life/talk shit accordingly.

College, me likey.

I have a black friend, he's from Yonkers. Find him in my Top 8.

I think people should be limited to 2 bowel movements per day, federally.

I am eating peach yogurt right now.

My Interests

Piano, biking, school, lovin', being smug.

I'd like to meet:

I really want to meet Ben Folds, chill out and talk with him, then play. However, if I was forced to pick any one person it would be Alan Ball! I want to meet Alan Ball, kill him, and then eat his brain.

Now Playing: Ben Feibleman for Mayor

Music:

Ben Folds. Others may apply.

Movies:

American Beauty, American Psycho, The Usual Suspects, AIRPLANE!

Television:

TV that isn't animated is for boring people. Reality TV is for fools unless someone's life is at stake; if it's The Simple Life then I hope there is.

Books:

Mostly I read scientific books, behavioral science, rarely do I dig in deep with fiction. Though I can appreciate Bret Easton Ellis.

Heroes:

Ben Folds, Lance Armstrong, The Zucker Brothers, Ze Frank and Alan Ball.

My Blog

Fun With MySpace

For several weeks a woman has waited on my friends request list. I have no idea who she is or how or if she knows me. But sending me a friend request out of the blue doesn't make you someone's friend....
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

Political Masturbation - 9/11 Five Years Later

With each passing year, after labor day I prepare myself for the political circle-jerk that September 11th has become. Words like Terrorism, 9/11 and Freedom have been so used up in the last 5 years t...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:56:00 PST

Ben is to Zombies as Rambo is to Commies

In living alone I have a lot of time to myself, almost the entire ofit spent thinking about things. I mostly write them down in journals.Last years journals ran about 300 plus pages of writing. Occasi...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

Why Snakes On a Plane Is The BEST MOVIE EVER! (That's right, I said it.)

WARNING: This has spoilers.Okay, so this is exactly the opposite of what I expected to say, but when I went up to the counter at the box office and said, "One for MOTHERF****N' SNAKES ON A MOTHERF****...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST

Why Ben Can't Sleep:

Sometimes I can't sleep. Take last night, well, night before last technically. I knew my body-clock was all fucked up so I took a couple Somex, passed out, then woke up bright and shiny at 8. It's a p...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:13:00 PST

"Marine's Torture Innocent Iraqi" - FUCK YOU!

I saw a video on Myspace called "Marines Torture Innocent Iraqi". I'm sick and tired of every two bit Fuck thathas a TV thinking he/she can be judge and jury about a world theycan't even begin to unde...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

I LIVE WITH PIGS... and I dispise them.

I must live with a bunch of simpleton retards. It kills me. I love my apartment and haven't got a problem in the world with the people that live here with me, but every time I take the trash out I'm r...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:01:00 PST

An Awkward Moment: Defined

We'd been drinking. (Let it be stated for the ladies and gentlemen of the jury.) After playing pool and going to Applebee's, we went back to one couple's apartment to play Halo. The girl I was on a p...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:38:00 PST

Dear Kanye West...

"Black people are just being exploited by White America so that fat cats can make more money off them!" Mr. West claimed before he licked caviar off a Czech hooker's nipple and dr...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:27:00 PST

The Case For Apathy (Part One)

I found this on my work computer. This is the basic premise of a manifesto of sorts that I drafted one night after reading an article listed herein. This right here, is nothing more than a first draft...
Posted by Ben Feibleman on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 06:26:00 PST