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It's Twiggy The Clown, Skanx!
✂So GATOR
WIILD!!✂
w4w code is at the bottom! read rules please
i dont judge people's religions so dont judge mine. i accept everyone. people need to stop all theese predjudices it's lameX3
I'll take you on a {visual} oddyssy now IT'S GOIN'DOWN
hello nice to meet. you!
i already think you are awesome!
I want to be a suicide girl when i get older!! or just an alternative model and fashion designer<3
IF YOU ARE RACIST [to anyone]...GET OFF MY PAGE
i mean GET A LIFE
i love the way i am even if you dont!
i love music more than you!
i hate racists for real
Yahweh!
he is the best thing in my life. man i love him so much. i know what some if you are thinking while reading this THAT ppl who listen to screamoooo cant be Jewish" well shove it because i am. get over it. times are different. i will always keep my crosses up. no one can take that away from me. i love how things have changed for me since giving my life back to him. i will fight for him as long as i live. <33 i feel so blessed. AHH! I LOVE YAHWEH SO MUCH!!
SOME OF MY VIEWS
i believe in auras
i believe in reincarnation
i believe in spirits/deamons
i believe that we are all connected in some way
i believe that abortion is wrong
i believe in animal rights
i belive in karma
i believe in burning incence to get rid of bad energy& bring positive enerygy,
i believe that everyone is equal no matter what
i believe in astrology-to an extent
i believe in the power of oija boards-wich is why i dont have one
i believe in psychic ability
i belive in the paranormal and supernatural
i believe that there is such thing a evil posession
SOME OF MY special talents
speaking spanish
speaking beginners russian
seeing ghosts
reading people's energy
i know i'm wierd. if i tell you i can read your evergy, dont freak out
i'm pissed off!
i'm a vegetarian
anti-war
I HOPE TO BE VERY THINSPIRATIONAL
i love tatoos and piercings [i will get some soon guys!]
i love a person who can tell jokes
if it weren't for the people in my life, i would have ended it all
i dont think i'm pretty
I'm hella sarcastic and i love it
I tend to build walls around myself a lot, which i hate
i do have a heart, but it needs work
I love random questions.
oh yeah i also am married to jacoby shaddix of papa roach...i wish!!
and if anyone has something to say to me... I'll kill those haters &&
WATCH THEM
FLEE!!
Dorie
you are the best thing that ever happened to me. being your sister is a blast. you have become a beuatiful young lady, inside and out. i love your jerkness and sarcasm. you are always there to make me laugh when i feel like crying. i love you
I'd kick your ass if I have to, but I'd much rather love you
~ Alicia "Pink" Moore
Stop Animal Abuse!!
THE DOUCHEBAG LIST
by Dorie Violet and Twiggy The Clown
ONLY DOUCHE' BAGS.... -Say " MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOIIISE!"
- Use the "T.G.I.F." Wow! I had no idea it was hard to live for 5 days.
- Wear Jorts [jean shorts If you're a boy]
- Wear MANDLES [man sandles]
-Overuse the word "Bro"
- USE FACEBOOK
- Dump Someone over the phone
-tYp3 L!k3 Th!5$
- say texting/IM-ing phrases out loud.
- put "Fact" under their pic captions
- Tell other People about poop.
-Don't say "excuse me" when they flatulate or burp.
- Listen to DISCO
- Own Bruce willis' Album
-Own Eddie Murphy's Album
-use "POWNED"
-Use "EPIC"
- Lable themselves
-sag their pants so low
- Have a picture of something other than themselves as a default pic.
-Bambard you with useless facts...like a walking Almanac
- say "Bow-chicka-bow-wow"
- Swear Sooo much where it takes away from the actual conversation.
-Abbreviate things like: "let's order some Appies" instead of Appetizers.
- Actuall use Surfer lingo
- talk like this: "Duuude...woah! I gaht a Shurt from Spencur's Yasturdaaay"
instead of "Due, I got a shirt from Spencer's Yesterday." Lose the skater boy accent.
- say statement's as if they are asking a question.
- sign e-mails with "cheerio" or "cheers" eventhough they haven't been to foreighn countries.
-say "Toodles"
- Add "FACE" at the end of everything like: OMG I'm Such a RetardFACE. or hry You BlahhFACE
-overuse the word "Cunt" on MySpace and spell it like "KUNT"
-Say "KAY"
- wear Nike shoos
-wear manties [man panties]
-wear golfer caps
-throw up the bunny ears in pictures
-like Josh Grobin
-LIKE PRIMUS
-go biking in biker shorts
-put car covers on their beat up car
-leave 1 word text mesages
-say they "Kick It Old School"
-use the term "Word" to agree
-say "Let's get this party started!"
-Call people while they are at a concert like "Dude guess where I'm at!!" and sing at the top of their lungs whatever song is playing.
-spell the name "Matt" as "M@"
-wear tiki neckalces eventhough they don't surf
-wear flannel
-are girls who put 'Kins" at the end of their bf's name ex. RobbieKINS. TommyKINS
-refer to a girl as a piece of A**! it's like "hey after the alien invasion we found a piece of a** lying around"
-air giutat ro music that isn't playing and they say "Woww wowwww woooowww"
-turn anything into a drumset
-are guys who carry checkbooks and call it a "Pocket book"
-still write checks. hello get a visa check card!!
-say things are gangsta or gangsta-gangsta
-still raise the roof or cabbage patch
-still use the word "balling" or "holla"
-actually say things like "Flo-Mo" and "Ho-Co" insteand of florrisant missouri and holister
-refer to themselves as some form of your father like "Big papa" or "Big Daddy"
-say "I'm your Papi" and they aren't hispanic
-are white boys who say "shorty"
-call themselves rockstars
-wear the following as an outfit: polo shirts with the collar turned up,shades on their head, the two white wristbands, the faux-hawk, ripped jeans, and the flip-flops. the'se douche's find it cool to pose and high five to everyone they see.
-type out "high five" as "^5"
-put one streak of colour in their faux-hawk using spray-on dye
-are dudes who wear one diamond earing
-sag skinny jeans
-have done the sex bracelet trend
-still wear fanny packs
-wear visors on backwards or on backwarda and upside down
-are those douches who are over 40 and ride the drop-top car with shades on and have thei hair blowing on their recieding hairline and they stop at every stop sign and red light to see who's looking at them in their car.
-still pose in pictures with shudder shades and/or an monster drink
-spell linkin park as "lincoln park" or "Linking Park"
-put "yo" at the end of a statement. ex: "thats messed up, yo"
-are cubs fans
-still wear fade cuts,box cuts,bowl cuts, or buzzed cuts
-wear those millitary shirts and aren't in the army
-are brunette boys who dye their tips blonde
-carry kool-aid iin a waterbottle
-still wear mullets...scene mullets count
-pronounce the store "Target" as "Tar-zhay"
-think its cute to wear pacifiers around their fingers
-purpusly act dingy
-say the words "hip" and "with it"
-have screen names with numbers at the end like "partyboy217" or "hip-cat2"
-call themselves aspiring actors
-pronounce words wirh "or" at the end with "wahr" like: "actwahr" instead of actor
-are rich girls who pretend like they are scumbags
-call themselves "playahs"
- add "ay" at the end of words that end in "Y" like : "Shake your boot-ay" or "Let's part-ay"
-refer to your butt as your "glutes"
-purpusly make words rhyme like "what's crack-a-lacking"
MY FRRIENDS...
Dorie
Jerry
Lindsey
Eunice
Melissa
Davey
Esperanza
Stacy
Domonique
♥Cuppycakes♥
Zora
Aaron
Puffin
Sandy
Roshanda
Faye
Chris!!
Azalkhan
Sohiba
Barno
Sierra
mean the world to me. if i had a heart a big as theirs, id be queen of the world<3 i USED to be normal. until I met these LOSERS called my BEST FRIENDS<33
to do list!
get my lip pierced
get my hips pierced
get 6 more ear piercings
dye my hair maroon & blaqk
dye my hair blaqk, pink, and tourquoise
meet with college counselor
figure out what i want to major in in college
get a tatoo
go to pointfest
find love
go to the gyno
get all my dental work done [im almost there]
get some new clothes
buy makeup
see " the hangover , transformers 2 , Funny people,orphan
get some brass knuckes
start a band
get a digital camera
Things i freaking LOVE!
being skinny
rocking out
haters
open-minded people
piercings
ta2s
my skinny jeans
eyeliner
band shirts
makeup
diets
MAC!
SUICIDE GIRLS!<3
hair dye
my chuck taylors
jewelry
hair ettensions
Things i cant stand!!
racists
PRIMUS!!{god they suck nut sacs}
rappers trying to go rock
MILEY CYRUS
LIL'WAYNE
homophobes
molestors,pedophiles,rapists
the words RATCHED,NIGGER,NIGGAH,DAWGG,EPIC!!
rap music
R&B [except mariah carey
BET
lifetime tv channel
sappy girly movies
posers
extremely fat ppl where u see them&say "DANG!"
cuntry
the doctors office
the dentist
lables
ppl who label themselves
ppl who tell me that since im black i cant like screamo&rock
the jonas brothers
CLOWNS[ i love ICP though lol]
stereotypes
abusive families and boyfriends/girlfriends
Whore For Whore??
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