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TwatWaffle

I am here for Friends

About Me

Sometimes I like to run around in my underoos for no reason. (and I have the sign to prove it, thanks Barrface.)

I have a way big crush on Sam Flores

My Interests

iced coffee and napping :D

I'd like to meet:

Daniel Radcliffe 3

Music:

    The Strokes The Vines The White Stripes The Hives Sonic Youth white zombie supergrass Rage Against the Machine Common SnoopMotorhead Dying Fetus Deicide Meshuggah The clash The Cure God Forbid Gojira Canderia

Movies:

    Donnie Darko Fight ClubNightmare Before ChristmasKarate KidBack to the FutureBeing John Malkovich Ocean's Eleven & Twelve, and so far half of thirteenThe Corpse BrideSwingersMadeThe Motorcycle DiariesAmelieHe loves me, He loves me notI Heart HuckabeesCity of God

Television:

    DEXTER!Six feet UnderCarnivaleSex and The CityThe L WordInto The West

Books:

    On Your Knees Please Kill Me Angela's AshesAnything in the Oprah Book Club :-)

Heroes:

Trillian 3

My Blog

SI Ferry (Thanks Barrface)

A young woman in New York was so depressed thatshe decided to end her life by throwing herself intothe East River . She went down to the docks and wasabout to leap into the frigid water when a handsom...
Posted by TwatWaffle on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST

Kevin Nealon

I never thought I would see a sex scene with Kevin Nealon, let alone enjoy it.   Thank you Weeds, for opening my eyes. "Go drugs! ra ra ra!"
Posted by TwatWaffle on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:59:00 PST

Look at how FUNKY he is

Junior and I met in a similar situation....
Posted by TwatWaffle on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:21:00 PST

Adam Beach

FUCKMOTHERFUCK! I just watched the episode of Law and Order SVU where Adam Beach was introduced, and in the end of it they did a chase scene on the training ship. I know they film law and order at my ...
Posted by TwatWaffle on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

And I got the papers to prove it!

I just picked up my diploma and license! that's right! I'm fuckin done!   Now if you'll excuse me. I'm late for my job at the diner. :(
Posted by TwatWaffle on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST

Third Mate Jean James!

Yaaaayuuuh! I took my terrestrial retake at the battery this morning and got 100! I already had my graduation ceremony, but now I'll actually get my license and diploma. Four years of that shit I nev...
Posted by TwatWaffle on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Home

home home home home home home home!I took a shower yesterday and the floor didn't move. And then when I went to the bathroom-....the toilet didn't move. The floors in my house don't move back and fort...
Posted by TwatWaffle on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:49:00 PST

Croatia

croatia is AWESOME! We're about to head to the beach right now. Our first night here was the Australia-Croatia game..Everyone was going nuts. It would have been better if they had actually won..but. h...
Posted by TwatWaffle on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:13:00 PST

SST 06. fuck.

the ship sucks. I'm pretty sure Europe is all the same. No one wears deoderant and everyone speaks gibberish. At least I got to see the Acropolis and some awesome museums. That drama class payed off...
Posted by TwatWaffle on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:52:00 PST

the aftermath of driscoll's party.

I think I just had the best time of my life popping all of the balloons in our room. We still have Red and yellow streamers on our ceiling and the anatomy of a marine on our wall. I think I'm going to...
Posted by TwatWaffle on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:03:00 PST