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myspace graphics & layoutsso much is happening in my life that it's not even funny. i go back to work for Joyce in March, i've been busy working out and trying to make myself look good and healthy, and this spring i plan on both getting my own place with close friends and getting a new(er) car instead of dinky old beat-'em-ups, and i'll be going back to school this coming Fall. I believe it's time for me to try out my new life of being on my own with close friends, and finally have the best time of my life that i do not want to miss out on. Let's just hope all goes as planned, which i'm pretty sure will if i use my brain correctly.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle Lazzari
Birthday: 07/25/86
Birthplace: Hyannis, Cape Cod, Mass"ass"achusetts
Current Location: center-fuck-ville
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde, baby!
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: roghty
Your Heritage: Italian!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: DCs
Your Weakness: must be my level of kindness and generosity
Your Fears: losing friends, and making enemies
Your Perfect Pizza: mushyrooms!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting through college without anymore walls in front of me
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "cool"
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes, mommy!
Your Best Physical Feature: my size "ffor someone like me, i'm pretty damn big if you meet me in person)
Your Bedtime: whenever i damn well please!
Your Most Missed Memory: when my two best friends Thomas and Raymond lived here
Pepsi or Coke: both are equally refreshing
MacDonalds or Burger King: the BK lounge (if you listen to dane cook, you know what i'm talking about)
Single or Group Dates: if i was actually in a relationship right now, i'de answer that question
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither. iced tea's for pussies!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate, man
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino. because i am that damn italian
Do you Smoke: not really
Do you Swear: fuck yea, you assholes!
Do you Sing: let's just say i want to be the front man of a metal band
Do you Shower Daily: showering every day is over kill. no one should be 100% clean every single day!
Have you Been in Love: yes, but right now, love should have to wait
Do you want to go to College: yes.........anyone get that joke?
Do you want to get Married: perhaps some day if i find the right one.
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time, yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: at times
Are you a Health Freak: i don't worry about being 100% healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: yes. don't most people?
Do you like Thunderstorms: listening to one makes me think of standing out in a field squaring off against a samurai!
Do you play an Instrument: throat-crooner
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: unfortunately, no!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope. cancer sucks
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i wish!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep. many of them, actually
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: went yesterday to play my favorite game of all time, GUITAR HERO!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos are good......
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no.....but i wanna!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes..............
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: if staring at a blank compooter and laughing at it after 5 Becks is called drunk.....
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: quick and painless. in other words, a gunshot to the head!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: either a film maker, a lead singer for a metal band, or a psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: several:my Native Italy, Germany (Oktoberfest rules!!), the carbibbean, or the land of the rising sun A.K.A. Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: does not matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: long hair
Height: shorter than me
Weight: in between
Best Clothing Style: anything that makes you feel comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: i prefer to have my girl clean
Number of CDs I own: a shit load
Number of Piercings: none right now....
Number of Tattoos: none right now
&..39;Number of things in my Past I Regret:' i regret alot of things. ask me in person
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
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JOHNNY CAGE
Special Moves: Shadow Kick: Toward, Away, Low Kick

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You scored as Power Metalist. You love power metal the best, fantasy and dream-like lyrics are for you, don't bother if people say you are gay, power metal really is loud!
Power Metalist


87%

Heavy Metal/Old School


82%

Death Metalist


73%

Black Metalist


73%

Progressive Metalist


70%

Thrash Metalist


68%

Funeral Doom Metalist


65%

Non-Metal


23%
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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You are Hulk
Hulk 70%
The Flash 55%
Iron Man 50%
Green Lantern 50%
Superman 45%
Batman 40%
Robin 37%
Spider-Man 35%
Catwoman 35%
Supergirl 35%
Wonder Woman 25% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. What's Your Beer Personality?
You have been marked on my profile map!
welcome, my friends, to my home. it is also known as the end of the world. Cape Cod come join the summer time crew!
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Id love to meet just happy going people. Im a very happy person myself and i like to surround myself with other happy people. i always try and look on the brightside of things. i love to goof off and play around so i dont want to be around people who dont have at least a little funny side to them, any race religion, country, sexual preference, it doesnt me, where all just trying to find our place right? So give me a shout

My Blog

E-Rant 6: My cure for the Piggy Sniffies, and Common sense on a roll ^_^

i'm pretty sure this whole thing about the "Swine Flu" has blown over like i knew it would and it's no longer a major concern, but if there is still some sort of contamination of the populace out ther...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 18:34:00 GMT

E-Rant 5: Alligators in the toilet, Be on the lookout!!

out of just random fucking curiosity, let's say if someone went to Florida and went into one of the bathrooms to go pee-pee or poop, and swimming around in continuous circles inside the bowl was a fuc...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 10:00:00 GMT

E-Rant 4: why women should not have Nipplectamies (who cares if i spelt that wrong)

that's right!!!! i'm back with a brand new E-Rant! it's been WAY TOO LONG for this, and a bunch of shit's been racing through my head like a crack head running wild in South Central. so here we go!i d...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 18:41:00 GMT

my running progress (an up and down affair)

       lately i've been putting running on hold for a couple of weeks so my legs could heal. i suffered MAJOR shin splints that kept me from running and the thought raced through my head that if i wer...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:21:00 GMT

5+ miles and counting....

welp, i keep pushing the limits of what I'm capable of ^_^! i worked my way up from 3 1/2 miles about a week ago to 5.21 miles as of a few hours ago. my legs suffered the price for it though..my calve...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:39:00 GMT

a milestone has been reached for me ^_^

as you all might know by now, I've been trying to lose weight and get in shape. welp, on Friday January 15th, when i was on the treadmill at the gym for the first time in weeks doing my usua...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:00:00 GMT

........what happened?

right after Christmas.....is when things started to really go shitty for us. we lost half of the games we played since our loss to the Lakers, and tonight, one of them was at home against Houston. i k...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

working off the holiday pounds

ugh.........over the past 2 months, i must have put on at least 10-20 LBS, and i worked soooo hard to go from 280 to 215 last April, and since then my weight has fluctuated between 220-250 (it's all d...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:05:00 GMT

so we lost on christmas.....

so what? at least we fought hard against a tough team instead of losing to someone like say....OKC ^_^ we put up a helluva fight, but the Lakers were just too tough this time around. they got their re...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:15:00 GMT

E-Rant 3: Drug Rehab: because i’m not that innocent

haha, hey E-Pukers! i'm back with another E-Rant. THIS ONE made me laugh a bit.    just a minute ago i checked my email, and i got this thing in my inbox that said "Drug Rehab" and the ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:57:00 GMT