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About Me

Grizzle abides.
~"You are here, and you have no idea how thankful the people that care about you are for that. Even if you don't talk to them as much as you used to, that doesn't mean that you're not on their mind."
~"Your future will be difficult and you may get great opportunities that arise but you may be so disguised with disgust and amnesty for the world and life that you do not catch them. Don't let your pain control your life."
~"You have the strength to do what's right for you. You also know that only you can make those choices and whatever choice you make will stay with you for the rest of your life."
~"Shit happens. It's a fact of life. It's the one sure thing of life. You know that. Just know that you have friends to help you through it and they are proud of you for what you have done good for yourself."
~"You're the only person that can do great things for yourself."
When it comes to 100% pure, reliable, unbreakable trust, look in a mirror. That's the only place you'll find a "best friend" that will never lie to you, or use you, or talk shit about you behind your back, or hide from you, or any of the other nefarious and selfish shit that a lot of friends will do. If you rely on anyone other than yourself, you're setting yourself up for pain and disappointment.
I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.
No matter is so pressing that it needs to be discussed with your pants down.
A cat can have kittens in an oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
You don't drown by falling in water, you drown by staying there.
"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the endless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries."
"If you believe in yourself, eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get 8 hours of drugs, you can get work."
Life ain't a fucking fairy tale. Some days it's gonna suck. Some days it's gonna be plain fucked up. Deal with it.
"The Grizzle."
"Do you want to know what it is?"
"Yes."
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Grizzle is. You have to see it for yourself."
"You're wondering to yourselves: what can I expect from the outside world? Will I find my niche? What should I know about the vast territory that lies beyond the confines of my little subcultural textbooks, ramen noodles, coin-operated laundry and tv shows that seem to think they can skate by with random jokes about giant chickens that have absolutely nothing to do with the overall narrative? The boys at South Park are absolutely correct: Those cutaways and flashbacks have nothing to do with the story! They're just there to be ... funny. And that is a shallow indulgence that South Park is quite above, and for that I salute them." - Seth MacFarlane, in character as Stewie Griffin

My Interests

Boxing, football, hockey, shooting pool, bowling, drinking, politically incorrect humor, philosophy, video games (the older the better)

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Favorites - Shin Terai, Thanatopsis, Carbon Leaf, Tantric, Live, Everlast, Pearl Jam, Disturbed, Pantera, Slipknot, Buckethead, Beastie Boys, Primus, AC/DC, Helmet, VNV Nation, Sublime, Blue Man Group, Armin Van Buuren, Chemical Brothers, DnB/Jungle
The Rest - Cobra Strike, Godsmack, Metallica (Before Load), Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, System of a Down, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Black Sabbath, The Gathering, Rob Zombie, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Janes Addiction, Dave Matthews Band, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, 311, Saliva, Gorillaz, House of Pain, Run D.M.C., Afroman, Biz Markie, Guns N Roses, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Prodigy, Darude, DJ Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, Paul Oakenfold, DJ Hayze, JungleTrain , Miles Davis, Beck, U2, Steven Lynch, Bob Marley

Movies:

American History X, The Godfather I & II, Big Trouble in Little China, Star Wars Trilogies, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, The Deer Hunter, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, Reservoir Dogs, Indiana Jones, X-Men 1 & 2, Blade Runner, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead Trilogy, Memento, Airplane!, Airplane II: The Sequel, Super Troopers, Animalympics, Taxi Driver, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Three Amigos, As Good As It Gets, They Live, The Brave Little Toaster, Police Academy, The Replacements, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Full Metal Jacket, Masters of the Universe, Kingpin, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Van Wilder, Ringu, The Ring, Labyrinth, Spaceballs, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Young Frankenstein, The Butterfly Effect, A Christmas Story, Stargate, The Last Castle, Major League, Nothing But Trouble, Caddyshack, Animal House, Wet Hot American Summer, Tremors, Stripes, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Alive, Critters, Munchies, Saw, House of 1000 Corpses, Dawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Creepshow, Creepshow II, House on Haunted Hill, Poltergeist, The Great Outdoors, Terminator, Terminator 2, The Green Mile, Dutch, Batman, Batman Returns, The Thing

Television:

Now: South Park, Married...With Children, Family Guy, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Back in the day (gonna be a LOT here): Classic Nick , SNL, The State, Liquid Television, Dream On, Tales From the Crypt, USA Cartoon Express, TMNT, Woody Woodpecker, Benny Hill, Mr. Bean, Laff-A-Lympics, Black Adder, SNICK, Roundhouse, Ren & Stimpy, Beavis & Butthead, The Real Ghostbusters, Sonic the Hedgehog, Power Rangers (original series/original cast only), VR Troopers, Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills (yes, this was an actual show), X-Men, Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, Stargate SG-1, Scrabble, The Price is Right, Press Your Luck, Family Feud, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy!, Tic-Tac-Dough (game shows kicked ass), Scooby Doo, Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Heathcliff, Garfield & Friends, Muppet Babies, The Muppet Show
Most people don't like this scene for easy to understand reasons. I like it, probably for similar, if not the same, reasons. By the way, Becki, don't watch this.
I told you not to watch it.

Books:

Stephen King stuff, Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Non Sequitur, MAD Magazine, Uncle John's Bathroom Readers, WrestleCrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling, The Death of WCW, Tributes I & II by Dave Meltzer, Wayside School, Evil Eye Beagle, The Alphabet of Manliness, Biographies of cool people

Heroes:

Baltimore's Greatest Sports Icon & Pittsburgh's "One That Got Away"

The man behind the greatest drink the world has known.

Anyone who always gives 110% all the time, like these people did.

My Blog

HALLE-FUCKIN-LUJAH!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

In case you couldn't tell, I'm kinda happy. Here's why: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=35163686&blogID=289425020&Mytoken=27A20CEB-6 522-4A67-9347C07FF65CA9C...
Posted by El Zzirg on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

You think you know someone...

...then you later find out they're extremely self-centered. or a liar. or a bitch. or a drama queen. or overly judgemental. or a womanizing piece of shit. or taking advantage of your trust. or an arro...
Posted by El Zzirg on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

Grizzle 101 (few new things)

Just some things that I've learned about life. I make no claim that I am the first and only one to come up with these ideas. I just tell it like I see it. And here's how I see it....... - Expec...
Posted by El Zzirg on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

Ouch.

Yea, I kinda got in an accident a little while ago. Someone ran a stop sign and just straight t-boned me. I got a small cut on my leg, but was totally fine otherwise. $5600 in damage, b...
Posted by El Zzirg on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:15:00 PST

Stupid high-school bullshit

*Just need to clarify, despite how it may seem, the scenario outlined in this blog is hypothetical, drawn from the many times I've seen things like it happen. It is in no way intended to reflect any s...
Posted by El Zzirg on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST

The habits blog, uh, game....thing or whatever

I'm too lazy to copy/paste the proper intro. Here's Grizzle's version of the "6 things/weird habits about yourself" blog. 1. You may not notice if you watched me, but I'm very aware of and attent...
Posted by El Zzirg on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

Becki's 21st 9/16/2006

I'm tired of staring at this screen, my eyes hurt. I'll try and organize these better some other day, add some captions too. ...
Posted by El Zzirg on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

What the hell is a Grizzle?

From Merriam-Webster Online Main Entry: 1grizzle Pronunciation: 'gri-z&lFunction: nounEtymology: Middle English grisel, adjective, gray, from Anglo-French, from gris, of Germanic origin; akin to O...
Posted by El Zzirg on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:04:00 PST

Grizzle 101

Just some things that I've learned about life. I make no claim that I am the first and only one to come up with these ideas. I just tell it like I see it. And here's how I see it.......- Don't ha...
Posted by El Zzirg on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST

NADNBL - Round 2

Yes, I'm well aware that there was no recap of last weeks action. Juan make extra special sure that I knew that. Your not-so-humble writer unfortunately had a small run-in with the law. Thankfully, th...
Posted by El Zzirg on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:55:00 PST