Avni

In case you don’t know, now you know…fry-making aint paying the bills for the crazy lifestyle im stuntin…so check it…just like the Avni you know, im flippin it up. I have a rap CD out. In stores NOW. Well, actually my boy Abdullah Rahman hooked me up diddy style. You can buy my debut CD at one of his 7 hot dog stands throughout the Chi. Only 10 dollars, SIX dollars with purchase of a corn dog. You got nothing to lose, and everything to gain by listening to hit after hit after hit of this SICK shit. “You gotta barbecue sauce stache and I wanna lick it”, “My pitbull Loco scares the n***as off the block”, and “I rock a cubic zirconium chain and everybody knows my name” are singles that will top the billboard charts. No doubt. Just listen to these lyrics: “If you step to me, you better be asking for some change or some directions, otherwise I’ll jack you up and send your body in a body bag to your motha. Word. She’ll be crying and I’ll give her a tissue, then smash a bottle over her head and tell her fat ass to get a job. What? Then ill visit your homies and make them hold hands and sing pocket full of posies until one of them drops a turd. You heard?” For those of you who came out last Saturday to my “Concert in the Park” at the Jiffy Lube parking lot, I got love for each and every one of you three. It was mad ill when I worked the lot with my mic with the bass blasting from my portable karaoke machine. I had my pants sagging so low, gangsta-style, when they came down around my kankles, and I fell flat on my face, I bust out with “the worm”. Then I pop and locked puttin my pants back on. Smooth is my middle name, LOOK OUT I just entered the rap game. For those of you who didn’t know, now you know. Educate thy self. Peace.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Avni
Birthday: August 15, 1980
Birthplace: Livonia, Michigan
Current Location: Chicago, Illinois
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed
Your Heritage: Indian (from India, not Native American!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Heels
Your Weakness: somebody in need
Your Fears: not being successful
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a better job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: im gonna be late!
Your Best Physical Feature: smile
Your Bedtime: midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: college years
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single date, group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple Raspberry Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla with Chocolate Syrup
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Only when I drink ;)
Do you Swear: YES, DAMN IT
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: done
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: burned alive...just kidding
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im a lawyer, so now i guess a good one
What country would you most like to Visit: South Africa, Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5'11 to 6'1
Weight: 175-200...whatever looks right with above height
Best Clothing Style: jeans, T-shirts, sweats, but has classy side too
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: over a hundred
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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