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Deflowered in the Attic

As much fun as Ebay is, it can't cum in my mouth

About Me

When I was 22 years old and working as a TV anchor in Baltimore, there was a young production assistant in the newsroom, Lars Gronningsater. One night there was a snowstorm and she couldn't get home. I said, 'Hey, you can spend the night at my house.' She said, 'I don't have any panties.' I said, 'Well, I do. I have clean panties, and once I give 'em to you, you don't have to give 'em back.'" - Oprah WinfreyYour results:
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 80% Dr. Doom 80% Mystique 79% Magneto 78% Catwoman 72% Dark Phoenix 64% Juggernaut 59% Lex Luthor 55% Two-Face 55% Venom 54% Poison Ivy 53% Riddler 46% The Joker 44% Mr. Freeze 42% Green Goblin 39% Kingpin 33% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||| 13%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Lars --
[noun]:
A real life terminator
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My Interests

Working on my Dakota Fanning website, Sleeping, Incessant Learning through the Googling Process, Also Learning by Friends Telling Me Things, Believing in Forever Starting Tonight, Coffee, Promo Items that Involve Coffee, Holding Babies & Becoming Scared That They're Hairless Sci/Fi Monsters Ready to Eat My Brain, Big Ideas that I Don't Follow Through On, Alt/Tab-bing at Work

I'd like to meet:

Dakota Fanning

Music:

Anything that samples an 80's song that I can pretentiously complain about, yeah I'm talkin' to you RIANNA...

Movies:

Big Trouble in Little China, Meet the Feebles, Nowhere, Mysterious Skin, You/Me, and Everyone Else We Know, Donnie Darko, Thirteen, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, The Grudge, Heathers, Jawbreakers, Nowhere, Doom Generation, The Joy Luck Club, Requiem for a Dream, Moulin Rouge, The Craft, To Die For, Beaches, Labyrinth, The Good Girl, Old School, Lost Highway, The Ice Storm, The Opposite of Sex, Buffalo 66, Willow, Scream, Four Rooms, Kill Bill, Dangerous Liasons, Palindromes, Jarhead, Freeway, Brokeback Mountain, 2046, Dark Crystal, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Transamerica, The Girl Next Door, Sound and Fury, Eat Drink Man Woman, Truth or Dare, Psycho Beach Party, 28 Days Later, Thirteen, Thank You for Smoking, Xanadu, Election, Nico and Danni, The Day After Tomorrow, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, The Doom Generation, Battle Royale, Ah, Ma Souer! The Fat Girl), The City of Lost Children

Television:

Six Feet Under, South Park, IMF, Project Runway, The Venture Borothers, Buffy

Books:

When Rabbit Howls, The Bell Jar, Generation X, Generation S.L.U.T., The Boys on the Rock, The Beautiful Room is Empty, War Boy, The World of Normal Boys, The Well of Lost Plots, The Eyre Affair, Witches Abroad, Progidy, Knife of Dreams

Heroes:

Mary Ray Letourneau, Debra LaFave, Mariama Buchanan, Katherine Tew, Kathy Denise White

My Blog

Winning love by moonlight....

SO HORNY -- DESPERATE FOR TINY YELLOW COCK - m4m Reply to: [email protected]: 2007-07-10, 12:40AM PDTto illustrate my level of sexual frustration: i was cited for downloading too much...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

Yum yum gimme some


Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

Try to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no....

Jun 23 Here comes trouble... Are you there Katie Finn? It is we, Lars and Rachael. - mw4w Reply to: [email protected]: 2007-06-23, 3:28AM EDTAnd Rachael got fat. Rachael was just ...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:37:00 PST

Gay Saves Day

Moreso than usual anyway.  I was at the SF zoo, prearrival was vaguely excited about perhaps seeing a white peacock.  Apres arrival, it was like Stonehenge, everything interesting at l...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

I find that racist!

I watched a new Subway sandwiches commercial and it portrays a yuppie couple ordering various obesities from a fast food restaurant such as double chin and blubber, the man and woman order separately ...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST

I threw up all the time when I was a teenager, so now I don't get my period

Equus or Bust: Oh Harry, Oh So Hairy- I'm glad you're in a play about a troubled teen who wants to bone My Friend Flicka, because I have a feeling Harry Potter 5 "Harry Potter and the Order of the An...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST

Yay

Up In Smoke Filed Under: Cameron Diaz > Drew Barrymore Gal pals Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore enjoy some "herbal cigarettes" while on vacation together in Hawaii. Smoke up! Permalink / (347)...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

"Yes Sir" or "my work friend that's not gay because he has a girlfriend"

Inmany, Leuangsack [10:33 AM]: voulez vous coucher avec moi... Inmany, Leuangsack [10:33 AM]: ce soir Gronningsater, Lars [10:33 AM]:don't you wishInmany, Leuangsack [10:34 AM]:...i think it...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Awesome speeches from men who know

Men talking about things they know nothing about!!! Loose V's . ------------------------------------------ When you can stick your nose in your own pussy and take a big wiff or just try to breath, wh...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

Domestic Terrorism

Terror starts at home... Forget Britney, I want to see you bare your soul, let's redux that as, Britney, I want to see you lose that razorburn! For the whole "story" check out: http://perezhilton.com...
Posted by Deflowered in the Attic on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST