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Fuckin' Nobbe

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nick Nobbe
Birthday: 6-4-84
Birthplace: IL
Current Location: Carbondale
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: salt and pepper, but i shave it all off
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 75%german, 25%irish, but who gives a fuck?
The Shoes You Wore Today: oakley clogs
Your Weakness: reading in bed when i should be working
Your Fears: not having a gun when i need one
Your Perfect Pizza: into barbq'd chicken these days
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i am laughing out loud
Thoughts First Waking Up: god i want about 10 cigarettes. now.
Your Best Physical Feature: 1/2" lobes, and decent nail-beds
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall over
Your Most Missed Memory: livin on the farm
Pepsi or Coke: coke, but i like both
MacDonalds or Burger King: McFuck
Single or Group Dates: not an issue
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton, all the way
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: depends, might be americano (coffee junkie)
Do you Smoke: not for the past week. i smoke cigars and a pipe though
Do you Swear: not fucking enough
Do you Sing: when i feel like it
Do you Shower Daily: no, ive got no one to impress
Have you Been in Love: if i have, its a fucking joke
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: not in the least
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: not at all
Are you a Health Freak: ha
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: well, i got thrown out of a bar, got punched in the head, and had to stumble home 5 miles through the snow because i couldnt remember where my buddy lived. what do you think?
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: weed isnt a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: briefly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a lighter, i think
Ever been Drunk: a little bit...
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: kinda, just last week
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: with a .45 in my mouth and a smile on my face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: gomez adams
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: blue, otherwise i dont care
Short or Long Hair: dont care
Height: shortish
Weight: not disghusting (like me)
Best Clothing Style: s&m hahaha
Number of Drugs I have taken: illicit? 1 1/2, but pretty much everything is a drug
Number of CDs I own: maybe 50, but ive got like 25 gigs of music on the pc
Number of Piercings: 3, 1/2" lobes and a 10ga labret
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1, not killing myself when i could have
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Test

My Interests

What do i enjoy the most? It depends on the day. Most often it would be a La Gloria Cubana Series R ..5 maduro with a snifter of Glennfiddich 12 year, or perhaps a tall glass of Makers Mark - neat. If its raining, i like to sit with my pipe and a hot cup of coffee. Im a blacksmith by trade, there is nothing quite like blasting some brutal death metal and beating stuff with a hammer. Anything else, i guess you'll just have to inquire.

I'd like to meet:

Hot women who like fat guys with abrasive personalities.

Music:

DEATH FUCKING METAL My collection is the tightly bound nucleus of heavy music. 5200 tracks, just the good stuff, not the dross.

Movies:

Anything macabre, witty, hysterical, sad, and not directed by Robert fucking faggot Rodrigez.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Law and Order, Friends, any chopper show, Curb your enthusiasm....

Books:

Oh, shit. The Wheel of Time; Robert Jordan the Dune Series; Frank Herbert the ORIGINAL Conan books; Robert E. Howard anything by George Orwell, Franz Kafka, Ray Bradbury,Karl Marx, JRR Tolkein (grudgingly) and Kurt Vonegutmore to come...

Heroes:

Paul Atredies, Carlos Casteneda, Perrin Aybarra, Frediablo the Gorelord, and Ron Jeremy.

My Blog

i just blogged your mom in the ass

yeah, i decided to sell out and update my page with all the faggy myspace stuff.  man is there some god-awful shit out there.  like huge glitter thug life banners and who the fuck knows what...
Posted by Fuckin' Nobbe on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:50:00 PST

word of the day

i love increasing my vocab so im gonna post sweet words and their definitions dont post stupid shit please, only really cool words like this turĀ·gid adj. 1. Excessively ornate or comple...
Posted by Fuckin' Nobbe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the exciting contest

okay, it seems a lot of you are having trouble with this, so heres a hint it deals with one of the things i enjoy doing...and the color black. get to work people
Posted by Fuckin' Nobbe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gimme dem screen names

well after about eight years i have finally broken down and gotten aim gimme you screen names, so i can send you naked pictures of me...
Posted by Fuckin' Nobbe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST