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Ted

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like long walks on the beach accompanied by guitar strumming near a bonfire and a stimulating session of Haiku's to top off my evenings. Whoops, wrong website!!I am born and raised in Long Beach. Grew up playing soccer and still do with my friends. Got my degree in Liberal Studies to corrupt the youth of America, but I chose a different path because I kept getting into name calling arguments with Pre-K and Kindergartners. So somehow I ended up doing IT work for 3 surf and 1 dirtbike company. Part of my job duties include breaking computers and fixing them (it's my job security) and playing practical jokes on co-workers. I've done some pretty damn funny things too if I must say so myself.Other than playing soccer in my spare time, I like to travel, watch movies, go out for dinner and drinks, and some other fun stuff. Put me around funny family and friends and it's guaranteed to be a good time... ...... cars layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kate Beckinsdale!! I dig the British accent. Or I will be happy with partners in crime to go out for fun an to travel with, or anyone who can make me laugh so hard that I almost pass out.

My Blog

Story of my life! haha

I'm sorrythat I bought you rosesto tell you that I like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with enough respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 13:22:00 GMT

Who knows me

I was bored   This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea what they are, just fill it in.  Be honest and make sure you repost it so I can do it fo...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:36:00 GMT

Tribute to Chuck Norris

Isn't Chuck Norris amazing? haha Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:36:00 GMT

Quote for the week

"I'm going to punch you in the ovary. Right in the baby maker!"  -  Anchorman
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:47:00 GMT