Parking PSA |
You have been an asshole at some point in your life. If you have ever parallel parked a car you have asshole parked on one or more occasion thus making you, however temporary, an asshole. We are all g...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
You broke my heart Warren Beatty. |
I really thought we had something. We spoke on the phone for 5 whole minutes on three separate occasions. Did that mean nothing to you?
The first time we spoke I...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:49:00 GMT |
welcome to the nut house |
I recently spent the day with a friend from school whom I had not seen in quite sometime. We spoke candidly about life, friends, dating, work and crazy people. Call me insensitive, call me mean, call ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:28:00 GMT |
Activities greatly discouraged and highly recommended. |
Contrary to popular belief, and by "popular" I mean my own, Skydiving is not the ultimate cure for a hangover. I know from personal experience because: yes, I jumped out of a plane. The day befor...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:52:00 GMT |
I'm not pregnant. |
I was at a very bad party on April Fools and thought it would be funny to text people that I'm pregnant because...I mean....come on. Regardless, the text was delayed and some people didn't receive it ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 20:08:00 GMT |
