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About Me

The Summer of the Monkeys.
A short story by Elijah Goldman
Dedicated to Jacob Goldman Esquire, I'll never forget your smile.
It was the beginning of summer when I first met Jacob at a bus station where he was selling cocaine (and on many occasions his body), so he could make enough money to support his crippling heroin habit. We became fast friends. I found his sexist, racist, and just generally insulting remarks very charming, and I eventually took him into my home. After an intensive 48 hour heroin rehab program I designed (wherein the patient is only given drugs as a treat) , he was ready to begin a new life as an unlicensed doctor. After killing many, many people, we decided it was time to leave that life behind and move to Atlanta, Georgia, to follow our dreams of becoming sleazy grifters/carnies. We had some success, yet the life was far to glamourous for Jacob's unrefined palette. A few days later we quit our cons and parted ways. I haven't seen Jacob since that fateful day in the ATL, but I've heard he has moved to the Denver area and is trying to forget his past as a drug addicted murderous doctor/conman/carnie/prostitute. I may never see him again, but I'll always remember that summer. The Summer of the Monkeys. MyGen Profile Generator

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My bands

Hello brohams and girl-brohams!   My new profile song is by The Fong Jones Band.  It's awesome, as you can clearly hear.  For those of you too stupid to know, I'M IN THIS BAND.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:30:00 GMT

3 blogs

I now have that many. And I just wasted your time!
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:45:00 GMT

2 non-exciting stories.

I don't think anybody really wanted to know, but I really wanted to tell everyone anyway. Here's the brief stories behind my headlines:1) I was at the gym one day, and I spotted a dirty car in the p...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:02:00 GMT

Colorado music

The colorado band Meese got signed to Atlantic Records recently, and I couldn't be more excited (technically I could, but it's an expression).I haven't been this excited since Single File got signed, ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:28:00 GMT