Beatin' Off to tha XXL |
It's been a while since I've put up a blog. I have been extremely busy lately. You see, it is the love of my life, Vanessa's birthday week. So I have been preparing special thin...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST |
Addendum to Previous Blog.... |
....either all that or you must know how to give me head while shoving a nutcracker in my butt. requirements of proof are as follows:
1. send me a picture of the nutcracker you are planning to u...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST |
a note from me to future popstars of the world. |
Dear people who think that myspace is their personal American Idol and think that I am as interested in you as you are with yourself:Thank you for your invitation! I'd love to add you as a frien...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST |
Best Night EVER!!! |
so, like, the other night i was bored. so i decided to pop a midget porno into my vcr (don't own dvd yet), order chinese delivery, and spank my monkey until the cows come home. so while i ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST |
I am a liar... |
I lied on that last blog. I don't like women. Except for Vanessa. She is my Goddess and no woman can ever compare. Because she is the only woman i will ever worship, i can only...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:54:00 PST |
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Is there a myspace group that's called, "hot girls who show their boobies on myspace"?Because if there was I would publically denouce the group for lack of morality whilst secretly enjoying the treasu...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST |
My Sweet Sweet Ass... |
So, like, people keep asking questions as to why i have such a nice ass. My answer is, too much butt sex. The more they're spread open, the wider my butt gets. I can't help that i ha...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST |
Tom's Panty Train? |
I was one of the riders on Tom's Panty Train. More like a crotchless thong. Oh yeah baby. Take that.
Posted by Dan on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:55:00 PST |
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This is my super cool myspace journal space...journal...blogspace..THING. MY FIRST MYSPACE THOUGHT: This Tom guy has 718222 friends. Evidently he is some kind of administrator of thisspace, being m...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
