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Giulianna Maria Lamanna

About Me

Giulianna Maria Lamanna is a godless Communist tree-hugging hippie bent on world domination. Being half-Jewish, she controls half the media. Being half-Italian, she controls half the mafia. Sometimes she'll have the mafia randomly attack the media, purely for her own amusement. It's a pretty sweet deal.
When she's not using her innate liberal powers of evil to destroy all moral standards, Giuli enjoys viciously murdering kittens, puppies, and bunny rabbits. She harbors an intense hatred of America because of its freedom. Her fondest wish is for the American economy to weaken so she can overthrow the government and replace it with a one-party dictatorship in which all are forced to worship They Might Be Giants. Later on, she will expand the Amerikan Socialist Republic's borders to invade Canada, Mexico, and anyone who looks at her funny. Get used to bowing down before Giuli now; it'll make it easier for you when she finally wrests control of the entire planet.
Life Missions Progress Log:
Mission: Tryin' to be a lady
Outcome: Walkin' like a sauerkraut
Mission: Trying to make my voice go as high as Lata Mangeshkar's
Outcome: Freaking out my neighbors
Mission: Freaking out my neighbors
Outcome: Success

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those kick-ass awesome guys that write for The Anthropik Network . Boy, they sure are smart! And cool! I want to go to their blog RIGHT NOW and read everything they've ever written! Then I want to give them all my money 'cause they're just! That! Cool!I also want to meet the brilliant, gorgeous, outrageously stylish woman who writes The Fabulous Forager . Truly, she is a goddess among mortals.

My Blog

Zac Efron is Kira.

I've never seen either of the Disney made-for-TV-movies that constitute the cultural juggernaut known as High School Musical. All I know is that pre-teenyboppers are obsessed with it, it's apparently ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:50:00 GMT

Republicans for Light Yagami

Zazzle is a fun site where you can make your own customized t-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons, etc. I put up a few designs for fun, not expecting anyone to actually purchase any of them. So imagine m...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Heres to another lousy millennium... (featuring the music of Jonathan Coulton!)

Happy New Year, puny humans!My Predictions for the Year 2008:1. Hillary Clinton will consume Barack Obama with her gaping maw.2. Barack Obama will, however, have stashed a ray-gun in his trousers shor...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:23:00 GMT

Hooray for good young adult literature!

I think I have somehow found favor with the Book Gods, because both Sherman Alexie AND Nick Hornby have come out with young adult novels. Squee! I haven't read Hornby's yet, but Alexie's - The Absolut...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:50:00 GMT

The God Box: The Soundtrack

Shortly after I compiled my soundtrack to Brent Hartinger's novel Geography Club, I began working on a similar soundtrack to Alex Sanchez's Rainbow Boys. My initial idea was to divide it into three se...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:35:00 GMT

Mamas got a brand-new blog

Everybody, go see The Fabulous Forager! It's a new blog I started about primitive luxury. (Hint: if that sounds like an oxymoron to you, it's just because of your vast anthropological ignorance. ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:12:00 GMT

Bitches ain’t shit.

The picture above represents the nexus of four - count 'em, four - different obsessions of mine:1) Ben Folds, specifically his masterful cover of the Dr. Dre song "Bitches Ain't Shit"2) Kittens and pu...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:21:00 GMT

If I had a show on Adult Swim...

I should totally have a show on Adult Swim. Here are a few ideas I came up with, to prove how awesome my theoretical show would be:The Animated Adventures of Franz Boas: Join the ruggedly handsome fat...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:14:00 GMT

One of the many strange and disturbing thoughts that often pop, unbidden, into my mind.

I don't really know where these things come from, but often the Muses will attack me with ideas. Not serious ideas. Not useful ideas. Not ideas that ever have anything to do with any article or novel ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:17:00 GMT

I has a deathstik!

Eat it, snail bitch. No, you can't has cheezburger. 'Cause Voldemort will FUCK YOU UP with his FUCKING DEATHSTICK. Note: This blog post only makes sense if you've read Harry Potter and the Deathl...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:46:00 GMT