Well today i got up an knitted some socks for my grandson Hughbert. Then i accidentally crapped myself that was a big mess but oh well thank god my nurse was there. then I got up and took a shower. My son got me this chair thing for the shower its real nice. i like some warm milk and a rocking chair
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Granteesha Delafontanaine Williampoozey
Birthday: Every DAY IS A BIRTHDAY FOR GRANTEESHA, HO BOW DOWN
Birthplace: The old country
Current Location: All over your FACE
Eye Color: Psychadelic swirls of mystery
Hair Color: groovy waves of gravy
Height: glorious
Right Handed or Left Handed: 5 handed, for that HARDKORE ambience
Your Heritage: Wigwamish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Orange peels
Your Weakness: both hips, bones, crocheting conventions, Sk83r bois pnkrawkcooreslight
Your Fears: 8:47 pm, the devil's time. can't seem to contain m'self for some reason
Your Perfect Pizza: FILLED WITH RAZORS TO RELIEVE THE PAIN RFGBIHREOIHNKORE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: knitting a sk8bored chamois/cozy converter
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the rain is spain falls HARDKOREKOREKORE plain
Thoughts First Waking Up: not another boner
Your Best Physical Feature: telekinesis
Your Bedtime: sleep is for CAPITALIST SLIME! LONG LIFE THA REVOLOTION
Your Most Missed Memory: oh you know, the old girl misses her wedding day.
Pepsi or Coke: sponge bath
MacDonalds or Burger King: wake up with the ronald Mcluther king jr foundation
Single or Group Dates: triple scoop, please
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: my tastebuds were blown off in 'NAM.
Chocolate or Vanilla: my testacles were bloan off in DESERT STORM
Cappuccino or Coffee: I refuse to poison myself or the world i live in, brother. Let's join hands... Kum baya, hardKore, kumbaya.
Do you Smoke: ON the SITAR, nizzy. Other than that I Stand up, speak out against...naptime...i mean AMERIKKA
Do you Swear: on my mother's shrivveled mummified remains i keep in a candy dish beneath the butterscotch dum dums.
Do you Sing: I WALK A LONELY RODE DOWN A BOOLEVAURDE UV BROAKIN DREAMZZZ
Do you Shower Daily: 8:46 pm the time of the sponge bath, cnat seem to conatin my self. That's when things get HARDKORE MESSY
Have you Been in Love: with a certain loofah
Do you want to go to College: post grad in cardinal air training
Do you want to get Married: to a certain special loofah
Do you belive in yourself: to a certain special loofah
Do you get Motion Sickness: in a certain special loofah
Do you think you are Attractive: in the eyes of a certain special scrubbing apparatus
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a FrEaKore
Do you get along with your Parents: i sometimes pull the shriveled remains of my mother out from under the hard KORE cand and give them a good rub a dub dub.. with a certain affectionate device meant for the removel of dead skin cells from the epidermis.
Do you like Thunderstorms: that pour from my depressed tearducts
Do you play an Instrument: Guitare
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only when i get crunk
In the past month have you Smoked: only when i get exploded
In the past month have you been on Drugs: at this very moment i sit atop 40 000 dollars worth of cocaine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: DONT TRY TO LABLE ME :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i've gone in the mail
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a box of oreos have eaten me. the i had to sucker punch those bitches
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sooshy seeps from my hardkor epores
In the past month have you been on Stage: at the senior center i got lost once and ended up on the stages where elementary school kids come to sing at us. i was SO freaqued OUT DUDE
In the past month have you been Dumped: dumped upon
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i've been dipped upon
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i've been stolen away
Ever been Drunk: DUHKORE
Ever been called a Tease: I lost my dentures in cheese once. So i was called a cheese for awhile
Ever been Beaten up: my dentures fell in an eggbeater once.
Ever Shoplifted: my dentures mutated into teeth of supper strength and flipped over an orphanage, then set it aflame
How do you want to Die: like dracula
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: like count chocula
What country would you most like to Visit: transylchocula
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gangrene
Favourite Hair Color: fibrous
Short or Long Hair: poof a loof
Height: spontaneous
Weight: fantabulous
Best Clothing Style: PNK ROCK RFOEWIBLOS HARDKORE armani
Number of Drugs I have taken: a kazillion barillion
Number of CDs I own: like for or sumthin idk lol roflmao
Number of Piercings: gangrenous
Number of Tattoos: all of kittyboos passed. so about 60. all on my ass
Number of things in my Past I Regret: like w/e lyf lifed w/o regret is tha onle way
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