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Negrete

When life hands you lemons, grab some string, turn um into anal breads, and get ready, cause its NEV

About Me

Who's up for tickling my ass with a feather!?! Feathers will be provided if needed.

My Interests


Name Get called all kinda mean stuff
Birthday April 14th
Eye Color White
Hair Color Black
Height 5'11"
Weight 150
Race Mutt
Current Location Gastonia
Piercings Show Me Yours I'll Show You Mine
Tatoos One - On Page
Boys Or girls Girls
Food Pizza
Dessert Brownies
Candy Rolo's
Coke Or Pepsi Pepsi
Beer Or LickHer LickHer lol
Do You Hit The Pipe Yup, Bong
Whats In The Pipe 4 leaf clovers i swear
Color Purple
Flower Black Rose
Day Or Night Night Owl
Season Winter, Damn Being Hot
Tired Of This Shit Yet Gettin There
Rain - Happy Or Sad Sad / Bummed
Dog Or Cats I Wuvs My Mutt
Cars Or Trucks Trucks
Work Or Play Both. I'm in Car Audio
Beach Or Mountains Either
Go Out Or Watch A Movie Never leave the house, Theres mean people outside
Favorite Saying Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Sing Along Or Just Listen lol, Sing along
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up Manager at Hardees:::Crossin fingers:::
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up Alaska
Where Would You Like To Vistit Playboy Masion
Where Would You Like To Visit Again Cali, Sooner or Later
Wish I Could Turn Back The Clock To Living in the trailer with holes in the floor and pipes that freeze
Ever Killed Anyone Wait a minute, You're with those cop from the other night aren't you? =o/
Ever Wanted to Nope, Never...
Ever Been In Love Yup
Ever Like To Get Married Sooner or Later
Love Or Money Love
Love Or Candy Candy
Whats Your Greatest Strength I can talk to the dead?
Whats Your Greatest Weakness Listening to the voices in my head
Whats Your Greatest Fear teletubbies, creapy little bastards aren't they
Tired Of This Shit Yet Gettin there
Times A Day You Take A Shower 500 ask anyone
What Do You Love To Do Fish (see also "my happy place")
What Do You Hate To Do Talk to people who can't understand GD english
Let Them Talk Or Slap The Biotch Sneak up and piss on their leg
Granny Lane Or Fast Lane They took my license, Those Bastards
.. Time - Chat Games Or Porn Me? Porn? Never
Ever Wish You Could Do Something You Didnt Yup, That ones for me to know tho
Ever Wish You Could Take Something Back Look damnit, I told those cops I wasn't there
How Would You Like To Die Not sure, But those cops talkin about the chair when they figure it all out just didn't seem fun
One Thing Youd Do Before Mass mail pics of my ass to the world, oh wait..lol =oX
How Many Traffic Tickets None today
Ever Been To Jail Yup, But i dind't do it
Win The Lottery Or Get The Person Of Your Dreams Lottery, I still dream of her every night anyway =o)
SEX
Peaches Or banana Peaches
Day Or Night Either
Lights On Or Off On, Don't wanna fall in =o/
Inside Or Outside Hey, I never touched that chicken
Top Or Bottom what would doggie be?
Anything Goes Or Simon Says Its all good
Super Freak Or Daddy/Mommies Little Angel Both, Yum
Put Your Toys Up Before Bed Or Toss Them In It Toss um on in there, less work for my lazy ass
1 on 1 Or See How Many The Bed Can Hold I gotta big ol bed =o)
Fast And Hard Or Slow And Easy Who's doin the work, me or you?
Sheep Or Goats =oX

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name Get called all kinda mean stuff
Birthday April 14th
Eye Color Brown
Hair Color Black
Height 5'11"
Weight 150
Race Mutt
Current Location Gastonia
Piercings Show Me Yours I'll Show You Mine
Tatoos One - On Page
Boys Or girls Girls
Food Pizza
Dessert Brownies
Candy Rolo's
Coke Or Pepsi Pepsi
Beer Or LickHer LickHer lol
Do You Hit The Pipe Yup, Bong
Whats In The Pipe 4 leaf clovers i swear
Color Purple
Flower Black Rose
Day Or Night Night Owl
Season Winter, Damn Being Hot
Tired Of This Shit Yet Gettin There
Rain - Happy Or Sad Sad / Bummed
Dog Or Cats I Wuvs My Mutt
Cars Or Trucks Trucks
Work Or Play Both. I'm in Car Audio
Beach Or Mountains Either
Go Out Or Watch A Movie Never leave the house, Theres mean people outside
Favorite Saying Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Sing Along Or Just Listen lol, Sing along
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up Manager at Hardees:::Crossin fingers:::
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up Alaska
Where Would You Like To Vistit Playboy Masion
Where Would You Like To Visit Again Cali, Sooner or Later
Wish I Could Turn Back The Clock To Living in the trailer with holes in the floor and pipes that freeze
Ever Killed Anyone Wait a minute, You're with those cop from the other night aren't you? =o/
Ever Wanted to Nope, Never...
Ever Been In Love Yup
Ever Like To Get Married Sooner or Later
Love Or Money Love
Love Or Candy Candy
Whats Your Greatest Strength I can talk to the dead?
Whats Your Greatest Weakness Listening to the voices in my head
Whats Your Greatest Fear teletubbies, creapy little bastards aren't they
Tired Of This Shit Yet Gettin there
Times A Day You Take A Shower 500 ask anyone
What Do You Love To Do Fish (see also "my happy place")
What Do You Hate To Do Talk to people who can't understand GD english
Let Them Talk Or Slap The Biotch Sneak up and piss on their leg
Granny Lane Or Fast Lane They took my license, Those Bastards
.. Time - Chat Games Or Porn Me? Porn? Never
Ever Wish You Could Do Something You Didnt Yup, That ones for me to know tho
Ever Wish You Could Take Something Back Look damnit, I told those cops I wasn't there
How Would You Like To Die Not sure, But those cops talkin about the chair when they figure it all out just didn't seem fun
One Thing Youd Do Before Mass mail pics of my ass to the world, oh wait..lol =oX
How Many Traffic Tickets None today
Ever Been To Jail Yup, But i dind't do it
Win The Lottery Or Get The Person Of Your Dreams Lottery, I still dream of her every night anyway =o)
SEX
Peaches Or banana Peaches
Day Or Night Either
Lights On Or Off On, Don't wanna fall in =o/
Inside Or Outside Hey, I never touched that chicken
Top Or Bottom what would doggie be?
Anything Goes Or Simon Says Its all good
Super Freak Or Daddy/Mommies Little Angel Both, Yum
Put Your Toys Up Before Bed Or Toss Them In It Toss um on in there, less work for my lazy ass
1 on 1 Or See How Many The Bed Can Hold I gotta big ol bed =o)
Fast And Hard Or Slow And Easy Who's doin the work, me or you?
Sheep Or Goats =oX

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Music:

About Anything. The ones posted are some of those you just can't get out of your head for some reason =o/

Movies:

John Carpenter's Vampires...I know...Its an oldie, But its one of those that you can remember the first time you watched it like it was yesterday...Then again it WAS the only good movie in the house so I guess I can remember the first 1000 times too. And One I shouldnt be watching...But the voices tell me I can't throw it away

Television:

House(he is the MAN), Myth Busters, Law-n-order

Books:

Playboy count??

Heroes:

These Guys...

My Blog

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Posted by Negrete on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:04:00 PST