Happy Halloween! |
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Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:18:00 GMT |
A Day In The Life Of Being Named After A Vagina |
A Day In The Life Of Being Named After A VaginaIt's not fun being named after a vagina. When I tell people my name they look at me as if I am crazy. They look at me as if I'm a pervert. They look at m...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:29:00 GMT |
New Pics...ish / Snail |
I added some of my LR pics to my myspace pics so... check 'em out if you havn't already!In other news.. I am pissed.No, I am not drunk, I am angry. I was walking barefoot around my garden and I trood...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 00:04:00 GMT |
Penguins & Police Semen |
Ok, I relapsed. I am not proud of my actions.. but I have once again been eating penguin. I'm addicted. Do not judge. I cannot help it, they be so tasty up in my mouth like mole crickets. But I no lon...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:34:00 GMT |
I Miss The Lady |
LADY WHERE U AT??!!?
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 13:06:00 GMT |
Lady Raptastic + Chris - Are You Gay? mp3 |
Hello fellow pimps & ho's, Lady Raptastic has featured this mp3 on her sanely insane podcast. You can hear it at the start of "Episode 73: Suck It Unsubscribe" at www.myspace.com/ladyraptasticTo D...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:29:00 GMT |
My Aquadong Fell Off |
My man parts are all wet God dammit!Durex need to start a brand of Aquadong asp... homemade ones do not work plz.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:11:00 GMT |
"Likadik" - The Gangsta Rap Experiment |
Following my brilliant idea from my previous blog.. I present to a gangsta rap track I just wrote! This is a big thing for me because I've never written any kind of song, or lyrics or poetry before Bu...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:09:00 GMT |
Fannylicious |
I should release a track called "Fannylicous" like Fergie's "Fergalicious" but... fannyfied."Working at the gym, getting rid of fatness, fannylicous!"Y/N??Also Christina Agamalerius + Joss Stone f/ck ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:26:00 GMT |
Titty |
It just occured to me how amazing the word "Titty" is.I think it might be the most beutiful word in the English language plz. I dedicate this post to it.TITTYTITTYTITTYTITTYTITTYTITTYTITTYTITTYTITTYTI...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:34:00 GMT |
