Booty Call Comandments |
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" .III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." IV. Tho...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:44:00 GMT |
Death |
Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the earth. Death is simply a challengeit tells us not to waste time, to do good while we can.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:29:00 GMT |
Blinders |
We can no more comprehend G-d than we can stare at the sun unblinded. But by emulating G-d through acts of kindness and compassion, we are truly united with the Divine in a manner surpassing all comp...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:37:00 GMT |
Ninja Secrets |
Ninja WisdomNinja should never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 05:46:00 GMT |
Left or Right Who Knows |
It is sad when a person looses their soul they become an empty hub or body that will never find the harmony they seek I pray every night for thi...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:27:00 GMT |
Da Goat |
Stubborn Goat, Stubborn Goat, Look What Thee Has Done. Burnt All That Was Close To You ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:41:00 GMT |
Women vs. Men |
How to Make a Woman HappyIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:1. A friend2. A companion3. A lover4. A brother5. A father6 . A master7. A chef8. An electrician9. A carpenter...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:20:00 GMT |
my 50 odd ones |
50 "Odd" Things About You.01. Who's #1 on your top 8?MJ's Monk, some hottie02. Have you ever smoked?no never03. What are you listening to?a song named "laugh, love, fuck & drink liquour" by Boots Rile...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 23:35:00 GMT |
Our Retarded President |
Presidents come and go, but for more than half a century, the queen has always been the queen.So it was perhaps no surprise that Washington went a little gaga Monday, as Queen Elizabeth II and her hus...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
Things we forget |
*Don't take more out of your relationship than you put in.*You don't need to understand her completely to love her completely.*Delete "I told you so" from your vocabulary.*Don't give her advice unless...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:42:00 GMT |
