I am Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majidid al-Tikriti. I was born April 28, 1937 and didn't have a childhood. My real father fled and my mother almost aborted me, and my step father was an abusive bastard. I started my rise in 1963. I Was the President of Iraq from July 16, 1979 until April 9, 2003, when I was deposed during the United States-led 2003 invasion of Iraq. As a leading member of the Iraqi Baath Party, which espoused secular pan-Arabism, economic modernization, and Arab socialism, I played a key role in the 1968 coup that brought my party to long-term power.
As president, I ran an authoritarian government and maintained power through the Iran-Iraq War (1980–1988) and the Gulf War (1991). It was self defense against the kurds in 1990, I tells you. Kuwait was working against us. I am being punished for crimes I did not commit. Bush deposes the WMDs yet he is one himself. Do not be fooled by the false stories of the Iraqi government on the beheading of my half brother, Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti! This was clearly an act of al sadr and the iraqi government in a joint effort to make his last moments as grisly as possible! Don't believe the lies!
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)
Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)
Low
Level 2 (Lustful)
High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)
High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)
High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)
High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)
Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)
High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)
High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)
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