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Here's some of my story...I’m that person that makes you laugh so hard you’ll shoot liquids out of your nose. I don't think before I speak, and while it makes me sound idiotic at times, there are other times when this comes in handy. I have a tendency to base my big decisions in life on lyrics from my favorite songs. I dare you to have a problem that Hoobastank can’t solve. I will always rock out to an 80's power ballad more than I will any other song. Those movies that all the critics give great reviews to? No thanks. Those are usually the movies that have no quotes worth repeating. I quote a lot of movies, and the best people in the world are the ones that know which movies my quotes come from, no matter how obscure they may be. It's funny, but I actually have over a hundred movies in my top ten. Wanna learn some great life lessons...just watch PCU. I hate sushi, even though I’ve never tried it. In fact, I basically hate any food that can be categorized as “trendy.” Also rice…ew! I’m a sports nut, and will always root for the Houston Astros, Houston Texans, Texas Longhorns (did I mention I'm from Texas?), and Dale Earnhardt Jr. I have this nutty fear that zombies will someday happen, and therefore, I won’t rent or buy a house unless I know it could be zombie-proofed. Stop laughing, I’m being serious. Jellyfish freak me out. Something that is made of that much water shouldn’t pack a punch like they do. The day that zombies rise from the dead and carry jellyfish with them, I’ll be in the fetal position in a corner somewhere. I think being sweaty and dirty is awesome, and sexy. Seriously, what’s cuter…a guy in a tux, or that guy in jeans, a t-shirt and baseball cap? Yeah, that’s what I thought. I love being outside, and camping. I absolutely adore my dog and spoil her rotten. Kickboxing is AMAZING, and anything that can make you feel that great works for me. Also, if it gets me to a Mickie James body I’m there. I don't enjoy being in relationships, which is why I steer clear of them. I'm young, there'll be plenty of time for me to find the right guy later on. Despite that, the best date I’ve ever had was a complete chill date. Being in jeans and a tee, watching a great movie and throwing back a few beers. The best gift I ever received, from a guy, was a CD, because any guy that knows me knows that I'm not a jewelry and flowers kind of girl. I'm sure there's more, but that'll do for now.