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About Me

Here's some of my story...I’m that person that makes you laugh so hard you’ll shoot liquids out of your nose. I don't think before I speak, and while it makes me sound idiotic at times, there are other times when this comes in handy. I have a tendency to base my big decisions in life on lyrics from my favorite songs. I dare you to have a problem that Hoobastank can’t solve. I will always rock out to an 80's power ballad more than I will any other song. Those movies that all the critics give great reviews to? No thanks. Those are usually the movies that have no quotes worth repeating. I quote a lot of movies, and the best people in the world are the ones that know which movies my quotes come from, no matter how obscure they may be. It's funny, but I actually have over a hundred movies in my top ten. Wanna learn some great life lessons...just watch PCU. I hate sushi, even though I’ve never tried it. In fact, I basically hate any food that can be categorized as “trendy.” Also rice…ew! I’m a sports nut, and will always root for the Houston Astros, Houston Texans, Texas Longhorns (did I mention I'm from Texas?), and Dale Earnhardt Jr. I have this nutty fear that zombies will someday happen, and therefore, I won’t rent or buy a house unless I know it could be zombie-proofed. Stop laughing, I’m being serious. Jellyfish freak me out. Something that is made of that much water shouldn’t pack a punch like they do. The day that zombies rise from the dead and carry jellyfish with them, I’ll be in the fetal position in a corner somewhere. I think being sweaty and dirty is awesome, and sexy. Seriously, what’s cuter…a guy in a tux, or that guy in jeans, a t-shirt and baseball cap? Yeah, that’s what I thought. I love being outside, and camping. I absolutely adore my dog and spoil her rotten. Kickboxing is AMAZING, and anything that can make you feel that great works for me. Also, if it gets me to a Mickie James body I’m there. I don't enjoy being in relationships, which is why I steer clear of them. I'm young, there'll be plenty of time for me to find the right guy later on. Despite that, the best date I’ve ever had was a complete chill date. Being in jeans and a tee, watching a great movie and throwing back a few beers. The best gift I ever received, from a guy, was a CD, because any guy that knows me knows that I'm not a jewelry and flowers kind of girl. I'm sure there's more, but that'll do for now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There's this Hoobastank song called "You're the One." If the guy from that song actually exists, I'll be waiting. Oh, and Dale Earnhardt Jr.

My Blog

And thus...The Chase for the Sprint Cup begins...

...and I think the only way to put my excitement into words would be...KYLE BUSCH DID NOT MAKE IT!!!  Seems he just can't get away from the number 8, huh? 
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:39:00 GMT

My very own Grandma's Boy moment...

So, I call my dad today to let him know that, the night before, our house and my sister's car were victims of bored ass rich kids and their parents stocking the fridge with eggs.  I'm telling him the ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:52:00 GMT

Some psycho ass people in Vegas...

So, Skedes and I head down to Red Rock tonight, after work, and I figure that while I'm there, I might as well cash my check.  So, we head over to the cashier line and wait the few minutes it usually ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:07:00 GMT

Great Scott...I finally figured it out...

The reason has been alluding me for a while now.  For the most part, you have to wonder why Kyle Busch can't keep Dale Jr's name out of his rants, and the only thing that comes to my mind is that Hend...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:36:00 GMT

Watching a would be accident in slow motion?

So, Eden and I are in the kitchen, cooking dinner when she gathers up some trash and head out to the garaage to throw it all away.  We have the tops of our shelves decorated on both sides very distinc...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 00:46:00 GMT

Apparently, we're the perfect stereotype single gals...

Skedes and I decided that we were finally gonna clean out the refrigerator tonight, because there's only so long you can avoid the takeout containers from last month.  Don't get me wrong, Eden and I a...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 23:01:00 GMT

Little things that make me laugh...

So, tonight, I'm sitting on the couch, hugging a pillow to me, which I have been informed is Eden's dog, Berko's, when he crawls onto and lays down.  We've actually nicknamed this chihuahua Jabba the ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:23:00 GMT

My dog is an idiot...apparently.

This morning, I got woken up by the loud hammering wails of our front doorbell and forgot that my sister had scheduled the mobile dog groomers to come by today for our Collie to get groomed.  So, I st...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT

A GET WELL wish to my mom...

Six o'clock this morning, and I'm just dragging when the phone rings.  All I can think is that it's my dad reminding us to have reset our clocks for Daylight Savings Time.  Nope, it's Rob in Austin, c...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:36:00 GMT

NASCAR mixed with co-workers.

So, last monday morning, I'm sitting at my desk, still pissed from the Kyle Busch win in Las Vegas when one of my co-workers comes up to my desk.  She's grinning wide and kinda jumpy excited about hav...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:12:00 GMT