About Me
I Hate:
Michelle Wie, Michelle Kwon, Margaret Cho, Skip Bayless, Philly, politics, face paint, tattoos, ink-to-skin contact, Steve Nash (he looks like Sheryl Crow and that bothers me), hyphenated last names, the Plaster Funhouse, Barbaro, flapjack tits, bargain bins, the word johnny cake, and colored contact lenses.I Like:
The Trop, the Redskins, getting packages in the mail, the word pantaloons, Putter's Paradise, my job, Venn Diagrams, and the smell of theme park water.
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