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Kent

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding the fries are done! Don't bob for fries in hot fatty meat. They hurt bad and so do skin grafts. Where is the bell? Wait for the bell. Can't hear the bell. Where is the bell?

My Interests

I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans I like tinfoil and bowties I like cardboard and moon pies I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn I like cornflakes, corndogs I like corn bread and cornstarch I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of cornI like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumping on the bed I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead! I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and cheesecake I like pineapple upside-down cake, why's it upside-down?

I'd like to meet:

You or someone like you !

Music:

Lots and lots