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"Not all who wander are lost.""I'm gonna punch you in your crap-lousy face!""It's just an eye. God saw fit to grace me with a spare.""I hate to burst your little 'crazy-lady' bubble." "Another reason why boxers were a bad idea!" "If God has a problem, it won't be with what I have done; it will be with what I'm about to do." "So what if you can see the darker side of me?" "Small is the worth of beauty from the light retired." "My mind tells me that I will never understand God; my heart tells me I'm not meant to." "Is she dead-er?" "So dark is the con of Man." "But Dad! It's shark week!" "So you got caught with a flat? Well, how 'bout that?" "Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams; Purge your thoughts of the life you knew before; Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar! And you'll live as you never lived before." "F_ck you've got hands!?!" "That's the last time I buy a phone to get a free pair of pantyhose!" "Justice is here and it's wearing udders..." "Am I gonna get pregnant? Cause I can not get pregnant right now!" "Mr. Fish? Did you die?" "

My Blog

To whom it may concern.

        I'm not entirely sure how I feel at this particular time, but I'll try my best to explain it. I don't understand why you're acting this way, or how you've evolved...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:00:00 GMT

A new poem I wrote during work :P

Brave Like You I wish I could be brave like you To tell you that I love you too I wish that I weren't so afraid To say my love will never fade If I know that my love is true Then why can I not say it...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:06:00 GMT

My Pretty New Car!

So I pretty much had an awesome 18th birthday :)I got a new car!It's a 2002 Honda Civic Lx.Isn't it pretty? :D
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:07:00 GMT

iTunes knows all!

Jake and London got me started on this. Whee! 1.What song best describes my life? Usher- Yeah! Oh HECK yes! Hahaha 2. What do others think of me? Rihanna- SOS Maybe it's just me, but I dont think that...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:52:00 GMT

StarRift: Surprises

They walked through the trees until the sun had almost completely disappeared from the sky. "We're almost back to camp. The others will probably be up waiting for us." he said. Too exhausted to speak,...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:15:00 GMT

Being a Senior is pretty damn cool

So I got my Senior portraits back today!"Flirtatious""The Classic Liz""I AM smiling""Hehehe...no""Serious! Well, sorta""Serious! Well, sorta" in METALLICHehe, I love these pictures! :D
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 14:21:00 GMT

StarRift: Paranormal Being

Soleil Pendragon woke up face-down on the warm, jungle earth to find the air humming with electricity. She lifted her head, and realized that it was dawn. What the hell happened?, she thought grumpily...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 13:23:00 GMT

StarRift: Strange Light

Oh shit. I whirled around as the creature that had spotted me emitted a furious roar. Without thinking, I darted around his bulk and out of the tent, only to find that his roar and awoken the rest of ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:28:00 GMT

Liz got a new haircut. Splendid.

So Liz definitely got a haircut. A NEW haircut to be exact. The following pictures are graphic and may not be suitable for all eyes....Well...there it is...In all of it's new-haircut-ness.Hold my call...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:43:00 GMT

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The cloudy, overcast sky emanated an impending feeling of doom on the lonely, desolate shore. A tall, powerfully built woman knelt in the cold sand, barely noticing the feel of water on her face; the ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:19:00 GMT