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Spliedt

It's all right, man. I'm only bleeding, man. Stay hungry, stay free, and do the best you can.

About Me

Me? Oh, I'm awesome.

When driving, I take my seatbelt off about a minute before arriving at a destination. I misplace things. I drink a lot of water. I draw pictures of bunnies, a lot. I love tacos. I think it's possible to enjoy unicorns and be heterosexual. When really drunk, I add S's to the end of singular nouns. I'm probably the best bass-player in the world. I really love diet soda. I can crack almost every joint in my body. I think a lion would win in a fight against a grizzly bear. I often "water" my plants with coffee. I think snakes suck it big time. I refuse to listen to people's dreams. With the exception of the word "donut" I have no appreciation for spelling words wrong on purpose. I like to climb things. I like adventures.

Hows about you take a look at some pretty pictures I made: Myspace profile and www.plasticfly.com

My Interests

I like flies, bunnies, Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi, deviant behavior, throwing things off buildings, making pretty pictures, making music, bass guitars, and you know ... stuuuuff.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone.

Music:

I don't like your crappy band, but i do enjoy:
Prince, Massive Attack, Bjork, The Cure, Lifetime, Slint, The Wedding Present, The Cranes, Into Another, Houston, The Twilight Singers, TV On The Radio, Snowden, Public Enemy, Iron Maiden, Nora, The Misfits, Bauhaus, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dr. Octagon, Fugazi, The Break, Cursive, Duran Duran, Girls Against Boys, Ministry, Helmet, Merciana, The Pixies, Far, Error Type 11, Greyhouse, Handsome, Sparta, UNKLE, Burnt By The Sun, Dead Kennedys, Seam, Faith No More, Morrissey, Crain, Hoover, Portishead, Jawbox, DJ Shadow, Blondie, old Metallica, Pailhead, Van Halen, Superchunk, 16, My Bloody Valentine, Neurosis, Poison The Well, The Killing Gift, Bloodlet, Botch, The Cardigans, The Melvins, Lovage, Sugar, Time In Malta, The Jesus Lizard, Mew, Placebo, Autolux, Coheed & Cambria, My Chemical Romance, Tomahawk, A Perfect Circle, Firehose, Sinead O'Connor, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Radiohead, Deftones, Quicksand, Jawbreaker, Slayer, Will Haven, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Nine Inch Nails, Interpol, Muse, and mother fuckin' Led Zeppelin!

Movies:

Mall Rats, Grosse Pointe Blank, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Die Hard Trilogy, Batman, Batman Returns, Billy Madison, Boondock Saints and pretty much any movie with aliens, monsters, robots and/or dinosaurs.

Television:

I like Scrubs. And just about anything on Adult Swim. Sometimes Mythbusters and animal documentaries.

Books:

Books are not for losers. They are for winners. ADD is awesome!

My Blog

IM conversation #1073, with Mike

Pat is standing here and wants me to tell you that you throw like a girl and its the most hysterical thing he has ever seenhe also says he loves youi also fuck like a girl with my luscious, yet gappin...
Posted by Spliedt on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST



dude, why are there huge mushrooms on your profileughbecause my friend mike is a dick
Posted by Spliedt on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:50:00 PST

More fun IM conversations

cheese dick!pussy faceyou have no excuse for yourself do youyou make me sicki have tons of excusesand you smell like beached whale sexdelicious!
Posted by Spliedt on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

Animals Strike!

I started a new musical project. It's called Animals Strike. It's totally aweome, you should give it a listen. ... Yeah, that's me singing. Animals Strike...
Posted by Spliedt on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Bananas!

i'm slowly getting everyone around me to say "bananas"hahahahhait's awesome. it's the hit word of '07.but all the cool people said it in '06congratulations. this is a big moment for yousee. once again...
Posted by Spliedt on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

More fun conversations ...

i havent worked with a cute chick since college. i wouldnt know what to do with myself.lurk and stare awkwardly. it'll come back to you.or you could just show her your dick.
Posted by Spliedt on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

Segments

bro look a this pic and tell me what the shit is going on - is that her hand?dudethat's a skin flapEEEEWi think it's sexydon't you judge me or my future stalking victim...
Posted by Spliedt on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST

IM conversations with Mike Calamusa

SPLIEDT: my frog finally died.MIKE: WHY DID YOU KILL IT!!!!!SPLIEDT: why?SPLIEDT: or how?MIKE: just cuz he hada bigger dick than youMIKE: thats not okMIKE: NOT OKMIKE: Im sorry that your frog diedMIKE...
Posted by Spliedt on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:13:00 PST

Halloween Pictures

Hey thanks everyone for coming to the party. It was awesome. Our floor is sticky. Here are some of the photos of the night:Halloween Photos...
Posted by Spliedt on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

Creepy Kyle

SPLIEDT: what band is this? KYLE: hahaha KYLE: therapist or the rapist SPLIEDT: captain red eye's salty buck-a-roos? KYLE: yes KYLE: were only gonna play songs that are a minute maybe minute an...
Posted by Spliedt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST