I enjoy going into the wilderness that is my house and filming animal planet videos. For your viewing enjoyment, I have included one of my personal favorites, titled WHY DRUGS ARE BAD: "HE'S A REAL MAN - SUPER PROM NINJAAAAA!"
Hosted by Salina Awesome & Dr. Evil; Narratted and Recorded by the ever awesome Mandee.lol.
the key to figuring people out is realizing that they're all the same.
this shit is old news. leaving everything - pictures, content, blogs, etceteras - as is... for historical purposes, i guess. until i revamp. stalk on bitches.
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humble i am not. nor do i claim to be. bust your ass, rule the world. i live a good great life. wanna join?
imperfection is beauty. madness is genius.
it is better to be absolutely ridiculous, than absolutely boring.
{you can call it cliche. i call it wisdom.}
so, maybe we haven't been formally introduced. hi, i'm salina awesome. nice to meet ya. :-)
i'm not like anyone you ever have, nor ever will, meet. i am an original, and i am aware of that. i am an artist (in so many different senses of the word), and i embrace that. i am ridiculously articulate, and wee bit intelligent. i am nowhere near exceedingly confident, but i am aware of mine own flyness... because i am, indeed, rather fly. i am a dreamer. a tortured soul. an idealist. i'm sarcastic, superstitious, and quite ocd. i am a perfectionist. i am the epitome of a lazy workaholic. i am the epitome of empitomization. i am opinonated, and love getting into social, political, spiritual, and primairly metaphysical debates. i believe in the new world order, the supernatural, the power of prayer, the power of love, and myself. i love animals, the beach, nature, and being superfluous. i love the beauty of life. everything is so beautiful... i wish more people would realize it. i'm horrendously redundant. i am religious and spirtual; i seek transcendance. i talk too fast. i talk too much. i use 'lol' too much. i won't let tap water touch my lips. i'm obsessed with lipgloss, gum, bottled water, and self-expression. i'm melodramatic. i love culture. i love art. i love wine. i loathe liquor (although, i have been known to succumb to a top shelf open bar or two. or three, lol). i'm not into labels personally; in regards to gender preference, religion specification, etcetera. call it typical if it makes you feel better about your own monotony :-). i have a superiority complex, tinged with delusions of grandure. i love learning, and i'll have my doctorate by the time i'm 25. a porsche while i'm 22. my first house by the time i'm 23. and then i'll take a bit of a retirement to indulge in producing my art somewhere in europe by the time i'm 27. you'll see. i love traveling, but hate flying. i'll get over it, though. i believe that a select few exceedingly fly individuals can actually get away with wearing sunglasses at night. i also believe that i am one of them. lol. i have no desire to adhere to the modern constraints of grammer, and my words often flow strung together in a fashion similar to that of a quentin tarantino film. i despise war, conformity, posuers, the military, and the fact that despite my ceaseless attempts, i still cannot get the world to run on my schedule. i cannot stand ignorant people who make stereotypes seem true. and ignorant people in general. and stereotypes in general. and people in general, actually. lol, but i'm learning to get over that last one. i have a general disdain for body modifications, i feel that we're just about perfect as we were sent here. i love tounge-in-cheek humour. and yes, i spelled it that way on purpose. i'm a songwriter, a philospher, a stylist, novelist, an artist, a designer. i also own my own company, because i found sitting around making somebody else rich to be a waste of life. i'm an entreprenuer unlike any you've ever seen, so you can either rise with me to the top, or wave to me from the bottom. i believe that everything comes full circle, because it does. i bend over backwards for people - often times too much - but i won't adjust my own good nature in order to fit the mold of selfish idiocy that most do. karma is greater than capital punishment, anyway. i'm annoying as all heck, but still loveable. i plan on saving it all - from the rainforest, to the whales, to our souls. we need a revolution, because that which surrounds us is revolting. real talk. my aim sn is galpacin0. ;-) i'm a tree-hugging, patchouli smelling, incense burning, organic eating, american spirit smoking, hippie-hearted, vegan raw-foodist wannabe, vegetarian peta-freak. i am insane, but that's alright, since sanity is overrated anyway. i'm like no one you ever have, nor ever will, meet. (notice the aforementioned redundancy? lol).
i am IT.
i am awesome. salina awesome, that is. :-)
{oh, & i'm also a mastermind; hell-bent on taking over the world. fyi.}
still not enough? then visit my lj -- salixna.livejournal.com -- i'm a halfway-open book. :-)
