I'm a 27 year-old, fun-loving guy. I enjoy nothing more than making my friends laugh with my "odd" sense of humor. I live with my dog, Vanna, who is a spoiled, pain-in-the-ass brat, but I love her just the same. I think she has a breast fetish, because any time a female friend comes over, she's in her lap before they can sit down. ************************************************************
******** I'm 6'3", 220 lbs. with size 18 shoes, so I've earned the nickname "Little Bigfoot." Not that I mind, but getting stuff off shelves for people happens a lot. Everyone I know likes to make jokes about me trying to find shoes and gloves. And it's oh so funny! I like to write, read, watch movies and suprisingly, cook. I make a mean apple pie and even better Mojitos, and have recieved death threats to "encourage" me to make them. ************************************************************
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One thing you will not see on my site is pictures of myself with my shirt off, posed with my car, or working out. I think all those types of pictures you see on Myspace are quite dull and rather unimaginative. However, I probably will have some weird clown pictures up. Don't ask, long story. ************************************************************
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If you're having a bad day, let me know, and I'll do my best to cheer you up with some of my "odd" humor. I'm good at that.
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What Killer Klown From Outerspace Am I?**********************************************************
********The whole clown thing is new. I've decided to start being a creepy clown. Not to really scare people, but to make them stop and look. I just want to have some fun and make people do double-takes. To do this, I'm just going to do normal stuff, but as a clown. Like pump gas, walk my dog, go get ice cream, just normal stuff that no one would expect to see a clown do. I'm weird like that.*******************************************************
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